Simpsons Korea

"Oh, boy. The GTX-A is here. You can get to Paju in 22 minutes."

"22 minutes?! But I wanna be there now."

Finding the strength to play Santa for another year

Logging out of the TOPIK website after finally finding a spot.

“So the English teachers knew that immigration was setting them up the whole time they were teaching those privates?”

“What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in this documentary about Korean pottery.”

“Well, you see, when I get bored, I make up my own stories.”

"Bless you, boys"

"Homer, those are Coupang delivery men."

"I know."

a cartoon of bart simpson and his family standing in front of a house in the snow ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson and his family standing in front of a house in the snow

Most of South Korea today

A CEO-type guy talking with a bragging expression on his face.

Homer punching the guy.

"You know those soaps on a stick in public bathrooms?

I invented those."

When my friends find me making Simpsons memes on a Friday night

"THAT'S IT! BACK TO BUSAN!"

"IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES

I'M GOING TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND

AND THERE'LL BE NO LOTTE WORLD FOR ANYBODY!"

"How often do you study Korean Ralph?"

"Three times a day, sir."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!"

"Woo-hoo! Two followers!"

"A Twitter to Bluesky follower finder? Is that legal? I don't want you getting blocked Homer."

"Let me show you how it works. It finds followers from our Twitter follower list, and I follow them to let them know we're here on Bluesky."

"Now we just sit by Bluesky and watch the followers roll in."

"Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Pepero Day."

"Sir, this is already Veterans Day."

"It can be two things."

"Why do you mock me, o lord?"

"Homer, that's not God. That's just a g.o.d album that Bart tossed up there."

"Good afternoon and welcome to the 95th Seoul Marathon. Commemorating the time King Sejong ran across six provinces to avoid Chuseok traffic..."

"I'm here to share my moral outrage, but this time it's not about that giant phallus in front of Incheon International Airport...."

When you say kimchi "isn't that spicy"

"You know, Smithers. I think I'll donate 10 billion won to the local orphanage...

....when pigs take the subway!"

"Ahahahahahaohh....."

"Will you be donating that 10 billion won now, sir?"

"No, I'd still prefer not."

"Two pizzas for the price of one at Pizza School!"

"School Pizza has terrible pizza."

"Yeah, but there's two!"

It's spooky season.

Itaewon police after they hear about foreigners organising a casual poker night at home with friends.

"Whoa, a singing baby shark? What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?"

How Seoul Metro drivers make announcements on the subway

Ohhh...English side ruined. Must use Korean instructions.

그릴? What the hell is that!?

"What do you folks have here, huh?

Hmm, a Mom's Touch. That doesn't sound too appetizing."

Every foreign teacher in their first year in Korea

Korea putting K in front of every word like

"And that's how, with a few minor edits, you can turn a Simpsons' scene into a Korea-related joke that only 10 people get."