I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

Luigi on Ziwe when??????

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot

The New Work Times. Radio Listeners in Panic, Taking War Drama as Fact Many Flee Homes to Escape 'Gas Raid From Mars'-Phone Calls Swamp Police at Broadcast of Wells Fantasy

Orson Welles would have loved the fake New Jersey drone panic

I want a girl with a short skirt and long covid

“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.”

— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination

scarfing down four big slices of cheese right before bed to summon my dream lover, Ronaldo

Lily Allen was pretty insane for "I want lots of diamonds, I hope people die while trying to find them" sis what was that

i like that birdo started as a character that existed in mario's dreams and then kept showing up. imagine waking up from a dream of a lady with a cannon mouth spitting eggs at you and you go outside to play tennis and that lady from your dreams manifested into reality to keep spitting eggs at you

Chappell Roan has been crowned Billboard’s top new artist of 2024.

meet my son, sonic the hedgehog

If only Luigi Mangione thought of watching a drag queen eyebrow blocking tutorial...

screenshot of Apple Music showing that the top Trending Song is Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

ALERT. MASS HEARTBREAK EVENT IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Sonic, my brother, it would be epically tubular to see you donate to give.thetrevorproject.org !

Listening to Mr. Blue Sky and holding space for the lyrics

I fear the traitors will murder you early for being too powerful and correct.

I think the pet name for @bsky.app posts should be Sqweet

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Guess who's jealous of Bluesky...?

Is there a fun word for a @bsky.app post?