@wineyidiot.bsky.social
I'm Mitch, and I'm all about wine. And crime. And a little bit of rhyme. But no mime!
600 thread count? do you think I'm poor?
12.04.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife was having an existential crisis, and I joked, "Did you read my book by Simone deBeouvoir?" She said, no, what's that. And I said, "For christ's sake, don't read it."
13.03.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one of my students got hit by a car and still came to class. she is forever inshrined in my teacher lore now. no excuses.
19.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A real sentence I just said to my wife: "There is ice cream in the fridge if you want an affogato tomorrow. My fridge, not yours." How far we've come.
16.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My wife doesn't trust the movers because of things she found on blogs, so I'm packing my own small collection and taking it to our temporary apt.
08.02.2025 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0awww so sorry. spend lots of time and snuggles
08.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0had to leave room for the wine
06.02.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i ate a whole pizza by myself for lunch and it was a mistake
06.02.2025 13:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This is a must try. Louis Roederer collections champagne. reasonably priced, and insane body. the nose is a little simple for a very expensive champagne, but if you grew up on möet or veuve, this will blow you away by showing what champagne should be.
06.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#1 best thing about korea: many toilets have heated seats and bidets. you animals are living wrong if you dont have it. imagine going skiing, and the lodge at the top has a heated seat. heated benches in parks and buses? hell yea. heat water? that cleans your bum bum?! HELL YEA! Hell yEA!
06.02.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0exactly!
04.02.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shit. im getting paid double compared to my last job, but im working 2x as hard. this is bullshit.
04.02.2025 14:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
01.02.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
31.01.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wine in a bottle, ooh la la. my fave.
29.01.2025 07:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
-18°c with real strong winds, but fresh powder so I can't complain.
29.01.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
night skiing lift ticket was only $25!
28.01.2025 09:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have misophonia, and I can't stand my mil's chewing. she smacks her lips with every bite and sucks her teeth for hours after a meal, and she's always eating. I have to just leave the room at some point.
28.01.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
waiting an hour more for night skiing to start. gonna do night skiing today, then full day tomorrow. just me, snowboarding. my inlaws and wife dont ski, so that saves us a fortune.
28.01.2025 07:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
at alpensia ski resort
28.01.2025 07:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snow
28.01.2025 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm Mitch and I'm all about wine.
28.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hopefully this isn't ruined by megalomaniacs and fascists.
28.01.2025 00:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
