broke

i forgot about bluesky

thanks for the confirmation appreciate it 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

one thing about me is i’m gonna serve face in class

that’s an insane take LMFAO

almonds is wood

FUCK MY GAY CHUNGUS LIFE

just hit 100 followers IF ANYONE EVEN CAREZ

who’s getting the most jolly??

i haven’t showered since last year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

adds furikake seasoning to my ramen and i’m like “not me on a diet…”

baby yoda crunk off that powder (flour) and off the drank

my boyfriend and i have been moving this baby yoda stuffed animal around all month like an elf on the shelf and here’s my set up this morning

i bought this shit too

A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

speaking from experience here

morgan wallen makes music for the girl you went to high school with that posts her toddler cousin too much

NOOOO WHY WHY WHY

hate having giant fucking badonka honks and not having full beat on i feel like this

that actually means so much thank u… ill remain strong just for u and keep posting even though i get zero interactions 🙏🏻

already overstimulated in class and someone next to me started sniffling every 15 seconds

expecting to watch my follower count drop after posting that picture

cunty green m&m with pussy and tits out

good morning oomfs DTI UPDATE SOOOOONNN

how is this not an onion article 😭

they suck so bad at it but it scratched the itch

when they bring out the sake at the hibachi grill

GOOODDDD MORNINNGGGG OOMFS HAPPY FRIDAY

my tires are bald just like my pussy

arching my back like a good girl as i drink this oreo milkshake

i’m not afraid of what RFK jr will do as head of health, i grew up in a “just cut the mold off the cheese” household

i’d rather be shot than be called unc by a 13 year old ever again