Spice

I had sex today. Finally, I am somebody

Something tells me this board is going to end human life on this planet

they got him on his birthday. maybe our lucky day in the states is going to be on June 14th

I’m kinda sick of this whole guilty until proven wealthy thing

thankful I never had kids and never will. I love them too much to do that shit

when pardon?

I just bought you a rotisserie chicken farm

I broke my arm but remembered the Dow and my arm instantly healed and got buff and money manifested into my pocket and I bought a house and that house quadrupled in size and I sold it for 30 bazillion dollars and

I think that, uh, that you are such a, a — you know, I think that — you— you are a misogynist, a, uh, a very cowardly, um, bitch made misogynist. Who should, um maybe quote Trump when, um he — you know — he speaks like a goddamn, um — babbling toddler moron every single day, um, for the last decade

It drives me insane that Elon Musk basically did a Holodomor on the third world and it's not treated like a bigger deal. This should be the number one thing that people know him for. This should be in the first paragraph of his Wikipedia entry. This is a history book scale atrocity.

Calls mount for release of Palestinian protester held by ICE for nearly a year Leqaa Kordia was taken into custody last March, nearly a year after being arrested at a protest at Columbia

"Kordia has been held at the Prairieland detention facility in Texas since then, despite a judge twice ruling that she poses no threat and may be released on bond." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

“sorry we thought you were Palestinian”

‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.

I’m starting to think Epstein might be in the Trump files

ZionistSky sucks

Astrological signs chart with Charlie Day’s infamous conspiracy meme from its always sunny in Philadelphia

just ordered a new birth certificate and the Recorder Office asked for my astrological sign as a way to prove my identity

Hate to admit but I was at burning man in 2024 and there were thousands of IDF there. the burning man org allowed them to have huge “art” installations and when you’d go to see the art, an IDF would approach and give you propaganda about how Palestinians are terrorists. Burning man is dead to me

*extremely Not a Fed voice*

"My internal ICE sources..."

I need everyone telling us we owed Will Stancil an apology to tender their own apologies for being gullible dumbasses, tia

fuck it. ping pong movie 50x speed

goddamnit that’s so funny 💋

It's very nice of Charlie Kirk to not be criticizing the halftime show, he really has mellowed out a lot after identifying as a squirt enthusiast.

Other right-wing influencers should follow his example

We've shut down the busiest pedestrian intersection in Naarm/Melbourne because our government invited a genocidal war criminal to our country

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

Kid Rock hands a Grammy to a young Jeffrey Epstein.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

homeowners in someone’s apartment 💔