Itโs Friday! So, time for some seriously chonky otters.
25.07.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 15367 ๐ 1648 ๐ฌ 273 ๐ 154@samhipp.bsky.social
๐บ๐ธ / ๐ Seattle-based software engineer, gamer, and music maker ๐ถ
Itโs Friday! So, time for some seriously chonky otters.
25.07.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 15367 ๐ 1648 ๐ฌ 273 ๐ 154Reteti Elephant Sanctuary
"On this beautiful Friday, we are so excited to introduce you to #Kimani โ the little elephant with a big story!"
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
22.07.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 4883 ๐ 1141 ๐ฌ 121 ๐ 82Sound on....
10.07.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 1379 ๐ 218 ๐ฌ 56 ๐ 37I believe in science but another thing I believe is when I tell my dog every day that he's my best friend he understands me because somehow the sentiment is translated into the universal language of Vibes and permeates through to his little brain
09.07.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 1630 ๐ 119 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 12Made a potato salad for lunch today
10.07.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets ๐๐
07.07.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 16098 ๐ 2620 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 437Hello friends!
My team is looking for a musician / audio designer for contract work on our combat-focused game!
We're looking for music that's catchy, energetic, featuring chopped vocals, funky rhythms, and a seamless mix of hip-hop, electronic, and funk.
We can't help everyone but everyone can help someone
05.07.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 280 ๐ 61 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A bit of visual 'floppy disk' history for those that missed out. The enormous 8", the 5.25" mini-floppy and the 3.5" floppy disk ( occasionally called a stiffy disk! ). The 8" disk is truly huge! I can hear some of you sniggering... stop it!
02.07.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime
02.07.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 432 ๐ 226 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 3Happy Wii Shop Wednesday everyone!!
02.07.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 93 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 3r/tipofmytongue u/chafos โข 3y โข 5 [TOMT] What are those dogs that look coconuts called? Solved They're not really dogs exactly but if a dog was made of coconuts and had a different shapes head, it'd be them. Edit: Sorry for the typos on this post. It was late at night and I was trying really hard to remember what Capybaras were called.
30.06.2025 03:28 โ ๐ 3485 ๐ 601 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 32I miss Moo Deng. Those were simpler times.
26.06.2025 06:23 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty sure the only reliable thing about Windows nowadays is the ads that pop up from the taskbar every time I log in
26.06.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Wednesday.
25.06.2025 14:49 โ ๐ 5737 ๐ 481 ๐ฌ 145 ๐ 28Shouldn't it be "An I"
18.06.2025 16:41 โ ๐ 477 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 4Happiness
17.06.2025 09:47 โ ๐ 6665 ๐ 895 ๐ฌ 146 ๐ 86Baby bison zoomies alert! ๐จ Meet Samson, the newest (and speediest) member of our Free-Roaming Area herd. Born over Memorial Day Weekend, this fluffy little calf has already mastered the art of sprinting joyfully across 435 acres of forested fields like he owns the place. ๐ฆฌ
13.06.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 8938 ๐ 1419 ๐ฌ 135 ๐ 146BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493ยฐ ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
13.06.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 14919 ๐ 1867 ๐ฌ 348 ๐ 174BREAKING NEWS: Meerkat hugs a water sausage. Everybody has a great time.
11.06.2025 20:44 โ ๐ 12067 ๐ 1396 ๐ฌ 214 ๐ 152Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
05.06.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 24513 ๐ 5850 ๐ฌ 719 ๐ 445System of a Down cover on Bom-ombs Battlefield, the classic crossover or something I don't know, I'm a robot that doesn't play video games and likes Popeye's Chicken
05.06.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 2689 ๐ 834 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 10Me: โLiving in Japan has its challenges. There are many systemic and bureaucratic issues that can be difficult to stay here long term that might require me to move when I settle down.โ
Also me: โbut the katsu rice bowl is 3.86 USDโ
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
Happy pride month โค๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
02.06.2025 05:47 โ ๐ 50542 ๐ 7968 ๐ฌ 548 ๐ 314Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.
01.06.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 13990 ๐ 2369 ๐ฌ 335 ๐ 219BREAKING NEWS:
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