Spooky J. Weaselbones

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Thumb is jaw
Forefinger is rounded vowel posture
Middle is retracted vowel posture

Ah geez ^u^ thanks!

Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social )

#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky

*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party*

I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.

Month changed.

FUCKS sake

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CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours

Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant

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With the black light on and off

I don’t think I could ever choose

Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025

"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name"

HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!!

[century old wing of White House being demolished]

*silence*

“Ain’t that the fuckin saddest thing you ever heard? I’m uploading AI generated vacation photos to try and trick my dead self I had a great life!”

My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics

First two jacks of the season

america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry

If you’re making a scrappy cheap special effects movie, consider 16. There are many cameras still out there with crystal sync motors and any other whizz-bang you may need. And it probably won’t fuck your budget nearly as bad as you think.

Unpopular opinion: the affordability of excellent cameras has ruined cheap movies

Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.

Writers be like “so it’s about this writer…”

If you’re looking for a REAL example of homophobia look no further than the negative reviews for Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin

I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm

They made the theme song for Unwrapped by downloading a sample pack called “Latin Horn Flourishes” and just played them all in order

How do I get that job where you just go with a small camera crew to a factory and pretend to be surprised that things are made in large quantities there

The “I took a career placement quiz and complained that the computer wouldn’t let me answer ‘scream in the baby’s face’ to every question” to right wing podcaster pipeline

American fascists in movies: Statuesque well-spoken Svengali

American fascists in real life: “okay, what if an alcoholic little league coach got ‘The Fly’d’ with a blobfish, and we put Nathan Fielder in charge of teaching it to be charismatic.”

I just tried a real macchiato for the first time and ended up coughing like a teen in a movie pretending it’s not his first time smoking a cigarette

Tasty though

aaaaand nowwwwww iiiittt’s…..

SPRINGTIME

Men fear me
Fish fear men
That makes me the Scariest

overlap

My favorite thing about my name is it sounds like what a farmer in a 1950s b-movie would say if they saw me.

"Spooky Jumpin' Weaselbones! Did you see that ugly son of a gun?"