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@badicaldude.bsky.social

Part time comedian, full time nerd. The unholy offspring of Lightning and Death, Nephew of a Hip-Hop Legend, UCA Alumnus. I tell jokes sometimes.

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This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER

29.07.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow

21.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

20.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 25393    πŸ” 5639    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 929

Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today

27.04.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.

22.04.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2381    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 10

RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.

22.04.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 20

his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.

22.04.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1911    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

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Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.

21.04.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 36
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Case and mf point. πŸ˜‚

21.04.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.

21.04.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.

21.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you owe us, God

20.04.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2156    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 2
19.04.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens

19.04.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll keep championing this until I'm blue in the face.

18.04.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

17.04.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7558    πŸ” 1561    πŸ’¬ 195    πŸ“Œ 641

Also best episode of Cribs ever!

17.04.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
17.04.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 12

Dawg $20 at McDonald’s used to mean feeding 4 people with like $2.65 left over πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17.04.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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15.04.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

there are actual mildly annoying things that were pushed by liberal and progressive scolds and it's very funny that this guy can't even think of one of them and has to invent a situation no real person encountered

15.04.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2590    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 2
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she refuses to give a straight answer and the man she lives with disappears from her life every few years when they’re sick of her Little Fucking Games? it’s me

14.04.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ciara, Meg, & Victoria

14.04.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not strange to y’all????

Arrest that man

13.04.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is he finding so many of them????

13.04.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

INFOHAZARD - we’re already here lads! open.spotify.com/episode/3oZH...

13.04.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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