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stage Director, please don’t fire me because of my bluesky | nycfc | the 24 hour plays

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The Frangellicle Ball, is that something

31.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn rejection is so good

07.08.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

merano is baffling, showoffy, almost a parody of purposeless pretension. If it doesn’t kick off the revival drenched in stage light sunrise, I’m going to kill myself.

07.08.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i've got a phrase stuck in my head, and it's "john proctor is the doctor"

29.03.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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S11E3: Shore Thing This was the day we truly became Season Eleven, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey can't help themselves — your boys in blue devote the WHOLE episode to a man-by-man and play-by-play unpacking of the 2-1 vic...

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WE TALK:
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🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶
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(banter ends at min. 6:15 btw)
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11.03.2025 21:53 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

LinkedIn Park, is that something?

11.03.2025 14:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like letterboxd people are gonna go apeshit for Mickey 17 out of spite

09.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tisch undergrads stay winning and stay sort of wristy and effete while being married to strong women, all love to sean baker

03.03.2025 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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S11E1: The Man Who Stared At GOAT We're back, blue bitches, for Season Eleven! Jake and Trey, your boys in blue, are so excited to talk to you about NYCFC's season opener that we're pinching ourselves in the neck to make sure we're no...

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26.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

this one I’ll admit it I do kinda love

10.02.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good grief I’ll never live this down

10.02.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beastars season 3 is very good, I know this isn’t important and the world is ending and this is for an audience of zero even among my followers but I still need to post it because of my mental illness.

29.01.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last five years but it’s an Otessa Moshfegh style essayist who pens a hit autofiction novel and then cucks her loser actor boyfriend who can’t book anything but summerstock.

22.01.2025 02:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Brutalist is if you tried to imitate the best bits of The Master and There Will Be Blood but your dialogue has gone through google translate and you use heroin, holocaust and rape as character traits. Gripping opening scene but then there’s 3+ hours after it.

06.01.2025 11:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

god I wish I could read a really excellent pan of the brutalist

23.12.2024 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got to see suffs tonight

22.12.2024 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@jakebeckhard.bsky.social said something (on a soccer podcast) about how broadway is just becoming ip works because it’s most accessible to tourists (put much more eloquently) and it’s seeming more and more true every announcement

17.12.2024 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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And a couple months later I got to do my Greeks again with an unfortunately very timely The Trojan Women with the Atlantic Acting School.

13.12.2024 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Then at the end of the summer Ian Reid let me direct his sweet sad intelligent ode to the end of summer in the city, “Heaven is a place in the sky” produced by Trove Collective.

13.12.2024 22:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Then in April we did Will Eno’s “Middletown” at the Atlantic Acting School, which was a huge bucket lister. I used to read Will’s “The Flu Season” every December on my bus ride home for Thanksgiving. Having him visit the cast and talk about the play was a treat.

13.12.2024 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In February we did Andy Boyd’s “Three Scenes in the Life of a Trotskyist”. David Barbour and others said some nice things about it. I also thought it was pretty good. The cast was brilliant. Ringers, all.

13.12.2024 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the @dramaleague.bsky.social put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.

13.12.2024 22:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cuck chair? Haha, no that’s my

11.12.2024 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They got him looking like a dude who would choose to play for the Italian national team after coming through the USMNT youth setup.

09.12.2024 23:12 — 👍 745    🔁 109    💬 15    📌 5

it’s finally happening where’s bailey

06.12.2024 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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whats the ceo of medica up to

06.12.2024 04:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what’s good how’s everyone doing this thanksgiving, anybody texted their hs crushes yet

29.11.2024 01:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was not in any way prepared for Liza colon zayas as Mrs Claus

28.11.2024 17:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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