Benjamin 🧀

MIKKKKKKKKO TO START THE SEASON LFG

Reminder: I’m also a Stars fan. That being said…

Abolish ties

I don’t care for these new OT rules.

Matthew Golden TD to win it. Call it.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

I need a fucking pick six or a turnover like Jesus Christ please

Saaaaaame. Dive bar beers that are cheaper on Sundays are a godsend

I am going to lose my mind. Already chalking up my workday as a wash tomorrow

LIKE HOW DID WE SKIP PAST THAT INTENTIONAL GROUNDING

Bad dog is bad.

Looking at a picture of my shitty dog to remind me there’s life outside of football atm

We’re gonna have to win this game with Jordan’s arm. Boy’s gonna have to air this out and attack their secondary.

I mean they know this corner of the bar is now the Green Bay corner, so I have that going for me at least

But real talk I need a stop here and another GB touchdown because I talk way too much shit to be living in Central Texas with a new GB Parsons jersey on

Thank you Josh Jacobs for being my mental health ally

there is so much of my mental well being tied into the packers whenever we play the cowboys. my dopamine levels directly correlate with our performance 🙃

WE GOT A THICC SIX FOR TEXAS TECH WITH @mikegolicjr.bsky.social ON THE CALL

I hate that I laughed at this

dying laughing but really he is living my professional dream work day

FOOTBALL IS SO FUCKING BACK.

I love this for Cowboys fans. Truly couldn’t happen to a worse fan base 🥰

Now anxiously awaiting Micah’s jersey to go on sale at the ProShop. 🥰

The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones

Not today old friend

CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I NEEDED THE PARSONS TRADE OMFG

Breaking my social media absence to only echo John Kuhn with a MICAH FREAKING PARSONS

I think one of the hardest parts of divorce is learning to love yourself and the independence that follows. Like…the nights that you go out alone; with no friends there. It can be crushingly lonely, but at the same time, going where the wind takes you is freeing.

a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss Alt: a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss

yessssss ma’am. the moment he told me he was proud of me was

dudes, if y’all haven’t been to therapy before, i highly suggest it. i would’ve completely self destructed (more than i already have) without the help and guidance from a professional. highly recommend it.

honestly, it’s gotten me fucked up a little bit. like crawl into a hole and bury my ass sorta bit. slowly healing and becoming the best self possible — shoutout therapy for the assist.