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I stg if I wake up tomorrow and I hear 'Heat of the moment' playing from anywhere, ima lose my mind.

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

I'm calling them Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico in this house and anyone who says different is cordially invited to eat my ass. Forever.

I fear that I am beginning to break from all the breaking news

NEW: My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze. This is a blatant attempt to rip away health care from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed.

Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social

Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home

I’ll always call it Twitter and I’ll always call it the Gulf of Mexico, spare me the cult stupidity. Period.

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

I think I may have to disown my father. .-.

I appear on @CNN often. And if saying this means my days at CNN are over, then fuck it. CNN, removing @Acosta.bsky.social from his am show is cowardly bullshit. Acosta is an independent, unafraid host. To demote him to appease the crybaby in the White House is pathetic. Shame on u CNN. Don’t do it.

Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?

Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.

Costco successfully defends its diversity policies as other US companies scale theirs back Costco has claimed victory in pushing back on a shareholder proposal that urges the wholesale club operator to conduct an evaluation of any business risks posed by its diversity, equity and inclusion ...

Costco shareholders have overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal as other U.S. companies retreat from their diversity policies

CARTOON OF THE DAY

No netflix, I do not want games on netflix and I certainly don't want to pay for their development.

Gonna cancel.

2025 is going to be the year of telling technocrats that we're sick of their bloated useless "innovation" & we're sick of their watery-ass algorithms.

Fuck off.

Signal Messenger: Speak Freely Say "hello" to a different messaging experience. An unexpected focus on privacy, combined with all of the features you expect.

While it isn't perfect (no tech/app is), Signal remains my go-to suggested app for encrypted communication.

If you've used any messaging app before, you can use Signal. It supports end to end encrypted messaging for direct messages, group messages, voice calls, video calls, etc

signal.org

Lmao all hardcore rights on TikTok are freaking out about a couple of songs.

Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.

Gotta love the British press.

I think it’s very important to draw gay art and have gay sex right now. Give it a try, if you haven’t already. This is my advice for today.

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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Robert Smith announces he's leaving X/Twitter: "Time to go" The Cure frontman Robert Smith has announced that he is leaving Twitter/X for other social media platforms.

“Time to go”
@thecure.com
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Yes, That Was a Nazi Salute Literally no question. Not a modicum of plausible deniability.

Hi hello yes, welcome to the first Fact Checks by Stuff Keeps Happening

Today's fact check: was the hand gesture made by the known Nazi sympathizer at the inauguration of a fascist a nazi salute?

Find out here: https://www.skh.news/yes-that-was-a-nazi-salute/

Tell someone in your life what they mean to you today

That shit can legitimately save lives.

"lol bro ur overreacting. all they did was put a rope around our necks and walk us up onto this wooden stage with a lever to one side and some trap doors cut out. its not that deep bro calm down"

Inauguration Day.