See, I know these are all words, and that theyβre English. I know pretty much what all of em mean
But I have absolutely no fecking clue what youβre on about!
Not a Scooby
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Long Covid sufferer, sound manipulator & generally agreeable chap. Proud MDANT
See, I know these are all words, and that theyβre English. I know pretty much what all of em mean
But I have absolutely no fecking clue what youβre on about!
Not a Scooby
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14.02.2026 15:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goodnight from Josh Bent, still troubled by the partially burnt-out negatives of a naked coven he found behind his new allotmentβs shed. Goodnight from Peggy Mildmay, sleeping sound as the dead in the walls whisper into her dreams. Goodnight from Hookland.
12.02.2026 22:09 β π 338 π 34 π¬ 41 π 4Because endless rain is, we decided in our house, nearly but not quite enough fun, we had a leak. In our roof. And it was quite bad. And it came through the loft into the upstairs hallway. And cost far too much money to get repaired.
12.02.2026 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve long believed that if, on your way to revolution for the betterment of humanity, a βfew lives is the costβ meanβs youβre not one of the goodies.
However
This twat and his ilk need hurting
And hurting bad
Im gonna delete my post now
11.02.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See!!
Weβre stronger together
It was a bloody great read Richard.
11.02.2026 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As always.
With a blues style flugelhorn solo like the last one?
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
09.02.2026 19:57 β π 987 π 238 π¬ 36 π 17Still not seen Run Lola Run
But Wings of Desire!!
Thatβs one of my all time favourites. In a recent clear out we found we had 3 different copies
Oooooh
One looks forward to getting it into oneβs ears
Quote post with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover...
08.02.2026 09:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve just DMβd you
07.02.2026 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs set up into small districts in Brighton rather than, say, Sussex Iβm afraid.
Let n me every and get the name of the βtop levelβ organisation that allocates thus stuff. You could see if they operate in your area
And yet the hosepipe bans will come earlier and earlier
07.02.2026 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre part of a local βno wasteβ food cooperative type thing, and they seem to have a deal with all the deer culled on the South Downs
Loads of lovely venison in the freezer
Have you seen the whole clip from that French (?) show??
06.02.2026 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course
06.02.2026 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ace article, though not sure Iβve worked out the relevance of The Albert here in Brighton
06.02.2026 12:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well..
Itβs important to have hobbies
Thereβs smug..
Then thereβs Roger Moore
(hehehehehe)
04.02.2026 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Justβ¦
Hush!
It's #WorldCancerDay. I was again confirmed in complete remission from leukemia just last week. Please consider registering as a stem cell donor with @anthonynolan.bsky.social or @dkms-uk.bsky.social. You could help save someone's life as the wonderful 19 year old Jemima did for me over 9 years ago.
04.02.2026 11:47 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
04.02.2026 14:53 β π 8358 π 2010 π¬ 93 π 63That sounds like a euphemism straight from one of Suzie Dents books on Victorian slang
04.02.2026 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh wow!!
Lewes. Thatβs amazing