Charlotte Morgan

I think it’s a double negative ‘if he didn’t show this bit of humanity, we wouldn’t think he was the child of a gypsy or a Lascar, we would think he was a devil’. But this is not the author, it’s the author’s sister. I don’t think that proves anything…

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I can’t believe I’ve missed out on a means of communication to annoy you via

You have a second WhatsApp?

Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

That could well explain the delay in any footage surfacing

Oh god, none of those words belongs near ‘mother dances with son’

Screenshot of article using the word ‘grinded’

Sorry but ‘grinded’ cannot be the past tense of grind

yes the Macron sunglasses are for his burst blood vessel

also yes all European leaders should wear the same aviators throughout Davos

oh I have to challenge that, my mother used it all the time!!

oh it's got REALLY good, you have to give things a chance you know

Oh I thought you were outing yourself as a City fan but it’s a commenter isn’t it

Oh I think I know where you mean but I’m not sure I could replicate that journey!

Oh and also Jim I love this. It’s one of my fave Dylan songs.

No I mean you’re right, we Gen Xers just don’t know the vocab, we’re like medieval monks watching Star Wars

oh good god

The papers used to run ludicrous stories that execs had their own lifts. Happy to report this was untrue.

sorry WHAT

you'd surely expect no less from the Beeb (I was right)

I'm actually going to walk to the lifts now to verify

There's no first floor in the new bit. You go straight to floor 2 (I think, I've only worked here 12 years)

there's a missing floor in Broadcasting House as well, perhaps we are keeping up a noble tradition

I worked at Downing St on secondment years ago and was once so lost in the House trying to find the room for an afternoon lobby briefing that I think I cried & was rescued by a lobby journalist

I just said the word Substack in a tone of voice which sounded a bit like Love Shack and that's ruined it for me forever now

Was Harriet just a bit fed up? #thetraitors

Well I thought ‘Hugo is definitely a traitor because they’d murder a barrister’ wouldn’t have stood up in court but everyone took it as solid gold evidence then he… was a traitor

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had to delete as my theological knowledge failed me & I robbed St Peter to pay St Paul

in which case you must be horribly shocked every time you try and buy one!

ha yes! the stamp prices are metaphorically towering above us

(I live in 2012)
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