Charlotte Morgan

A couple of weeks ago I had a ‘cold’ which got a bit worse after 6 or so days. Tested just in case and it was Covid - I bet it wouldn’t have shown up before then. It went away a few days after

I'm so old that ours was made of wood. We did use it (again, see my first three words).

Oh no that’s watching listening to and reading all the news

I should watch shouldn’t I

if I gave you £100 you could treat a lucky friend to dinner at a mid-range restaurant perhaps

Why would they call a train after ‘Scotland’s most notorious villain’, I don’t get it

As children we had a (perfectly appropriate) joke book called the Ha Ha Bonk Book (what goes HHB? a man laughing his head off) and our older neighbours were verrrrrry amused by the title

Headline reading: Amanda Holden puts on a leggy display in a leather mini dress and sexy boots for new snaps - after revealing the perils of raising teenage girls

Is one of the perils that girls are endlessly objectified and judged on their looks and clothing?

Ha ha I love that. If we ever mistakenly use a slightly outdated bbc logo on anything it’s always pointed out to us!

Yes, but the scorpions… what’s all that about? 🦂

GWR’s works really well, so thank you!

GWR’s delay repay also v efficient…

That’s very good!

not giving this a like ugh

what's with Ophelia's scorpions, I missed that bit in the play

omg

I didn't like to ask

very delicate

"The site surged in popularity during the pandemic, when people were stuck at home with too much time and idle hands."

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com that's not a dig at your countrymen

Ahhhh I'm sorry.

Would just like to make clear I AM A VEGETARIAN AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS, I don't eat any of these creatures. But I would especially never, ever, ever eat a horse.

I think you have an overly romantic view of pigs here. They're quite frightening IMO

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

It’s a tie up with Taylor Swift, each song gives a clue

Amongst the small demographic checking out the new #TaylorSwift album who realise ‘oh yes this is the song they played on the Today programme’

Same - I hope you’re feeling better now!

yes, that's a plus

I’m not going to make the joke I want to make now

Yes but aren’t they the, ahem, partners of the PM women (according to the Times that is)

You see I have taken it maybe once or twice and I didn’t notice the carpets! On the plus side it wasn’t on fire 🔥

What