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Rest in peace Yoda you would have loved ska music

31.01.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me

22.01.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

are they not monsters?

22.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3828    ๐Ÿ” 1004    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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hamburger help us. Hamburger help us all.

21.01.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donald trump wants you to live in hell where you will be snitched upon by your neighbors and where the state is always watching you and kill you without any discretion if you disagree with them

22.01.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2558    ๐Ÿ” 366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Live view of the Air Force One pilot.

21.01.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4341    ๐Ÿ” 377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
kangaroo

kangaroo

How it feels

21.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Don't make me tap the sign.
"we're not going to DC lol"

Don't make me tap the sign. "we're not going to DC lol"

20.01.2026 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a cia agent tricks u into faking a letter from the fbi isnโ€™t that really just still the government

20.01.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1360    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Impact font reading "know your place millenial" pictures is a dog on a leash with a human face

Impact font reading "know your place millenial" pictures is a dog on a leash with a human face

18.01.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Doctor Colossus: all the worlds poor should be put to use building a giant laser

Gavin Newsom: Iโ€™ll meet you halfway and say that all the worlds poor should be put to use building a giant laser

17.01.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 443    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

at what point do liberals realise that everything leftists have told them for years is not only coming true but needs doing yesterday

they're rounding up your guys and you're still whining about harris and decorum

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democrats and republicans rn

16.01.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2443    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think itโ€™s neat that gavin newsom started a podcast so he could meet his heroes

16.01.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everytime i'm with a man im very much so reminded why i shouldn't be

15.01.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
god bless my beautiful chungus life!!!!!!!!!

god bless my beautiful chungus life!!!!!!!!!

12.01.2026 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 371    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Zohran sitting on the floor and saying "Oh God I want to die." Source: https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/2006528196544434421

Zohran sitting on the floor and saying "Oh God I want to die." Source: https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/2006528196544434421

Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Huge potential here

12.01.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2419    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before

10.01.2026 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2006    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

rightwingers always call women โ€œtoo emotionalโ€ but renee good states sheโ€™s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a โ€œfucking bitchโ€ after sheโ€™s dead

09.01.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8686    ๐Ÿ” 1623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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