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When you’re watching football on your phone as a passenger in the car and you start screaming, “Keeping going! Keep going!” it confuses and frightens the driver.

I changed out of pajamas for a while today.

Do you ever agree to do a bunch of stuff and then all of a sudden it’s time to do that stuff?

I’d played Tyler Childers a while back in the car on a drive to Brown County with my mom. She said she liked him so I got her a couple of his cds for her birthday and nothing is funnier to me now than hearing her sing along to Whitehouse Road, a song about doing coke and fucking.

Why yes, I do want a $500 goth hula skirt.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

While it says “more in the comments” I can confirm there was nothing about a kangaroo in the comments which I think should have been the first thing we addressed.

every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened

🚨 Her name was #Hind. Today, her Foundation takes 24 Israeli soldiers and commanders before the ICC for her killing — and vows to pursue them in national courts worldwide.

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood.”

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

That is Ben Franklin, and I will not address the microphone.

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

The last of the peppers from the garden.

Will the long torso-ed woman ever be able to wear cute overalls or will we always be cursed with overall-induced camel toe?

On Friday at work we had a desk scavenger hunt for our “funtivity” and one of the items on the list was a family photo and I only had this.

Inside you, there are two wolves.
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with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws

Jim Irsay’s House in Photos The late Indianapolis Colts owner's longtime home in the Hoosier State is now available for $12 million.

You're going to want to check out Jim Irsay's house, @davidjroth.bsky.social and @drewmagary.bsky.social robbreport.com/shelter/cele...

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Look, if you really need a Pope, I went to Catholic school 1st-8th, I’ve been on a Viator tour of Vatican City, and I’m already wearing a robe. But you’ve gotta let me know by Friday. I’ve got other irons in the fire.

RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.

You don't have to agree with him on every issue but you have to admit that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is absolutely locked the fuck in on our nation's balls. He is focused, he is determined, and he is going to figure out what is going on with/in America's balls, and woe unto anyone who tries to stop him.

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

Reading about my new medicine and it says I could get too dizzy to operate a vessel. Sorry guys, but it looks like Creed's Summer of '99 Cruise is going to have to find a new captain.