G. P. Yusef

And here I was, thinking it was just me.

One thing I find odd watching Strange New Worlds is catching other sci-fi stories and franchises in it, like the episode that was really "Those Who Left Omelas" and the new Gorn basically riffing the Alien series.

This week? "The Last Crusade" on the surface, a smidge of "Event Horizon" shipside.

"Non-cohesive Americana clutter?"

Deep down, don't we all wanna lone wolf an Applebee's?

I didn't play it, but I gave a Steam copy to a British ex-pat once. He hated Applebee's, seemed fitting.

Ahhh, tradition.

Like all those pretty flowers we used to give to brides... for reasons

Why, my yard is filled with azalea and lantana. Grandma always had options.

Always sit for one of his panels if he is giving one. Dude is a great storyteller as well.

And supposedly that DS9 book he wrote, A Stitch in Time, is one of the best novels written in the entirety of all the books written around Star Trek. Never can find a copy that doesn't cost a small fortune...

Nothing local yet in my neck of the woods. I'll poke again later.

I'll also continue not running and practice losing paperwork.

Oh, Hulu dropped ALL of the new King of the Hill, huh?

That's not a great sign...

Which song was it where they went to Tijuana and got VD?

I want this dearly, but you're gonna go hard on the Em-G thing on the impending suds, aren't ya?

People still jerk off to American chicks?

And I ain't letting the Cotton thing die down.

Cotton died in in a Benihana affair while Bobby pulled a Scooby-Doo impersonation.

I just don't wanna die tomorrow at the hands of people I could strangle.

Wait...

-RUSTY-GEARS-TURN-

"Trust me, possum urine tastes far worse."

We're REALLY gonna miss Hardwick in the long run.

Also, Bobby SHALL BE COTTON!
SINS SHALL BE REVISITED!
THE FATHER OF THE FATHER IS ALWAYS THERE!

*waves arms about ineffectually*

*sees the Mangione Mega-Lo-Mart ad*

Guh.

Sounds like Hardwick, even if the man has been dead for...

How long now?

My mind returns to The Goode Family.

Mike Judge always had weak points.

Just reread "The Marching Morons."

What kind of monster can rob a man of the only reason he has to get out of bed?

Ever since Jadzia pointed out the smoldering Vulcan hotness none of us can unsee it.

I'm liking the Hammer pile, and I need to watch the Dan Curtis one again, I don't think I can remember the first of the three stories anymore.

FOR SCIENCE!

Oh no, the sound effects from THEM! are back!

Oh, and a dead guy.

Oh no! A baby!

Oh no, maracas!

#Svengoolie #TheBlackScorpion

I always heard he was a real prick in the book, but my distaste for the movie has always stopped me from reading it.

Unless I could steal a copy, of course.

Oh goddammit.

*checks pants*

Okay, cool. Disappointing, but better than digging around in the crawlspace.

As a random wandering surly bastard, I would like to volunteer myself to test this hypothesis.

A THC-laden Zombie water?

Man, I gotta get outta the South, take that pilgrimage north as many did for survival!

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He was CIA, right? Possibly one of their androids? I'm not sure that turning down the dial on charisma and then breaking the dial off was a good call.

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Well, we all know where this is going.

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But first we'll get Roujin Z, so I approve.