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@deviantollam.bsky.social Is there such thing as a cheap locksmithing spring kit? I often have a need for tiny compression springs and scavenging them from cheapo locks but the waste piles up.

The greatest feeling as an adult is fixing that stupid problem with the house for free without having to spend hundreds of dollars hiring a professional

Cat is running sleep cycle

It’s not crimbas unless you are eating food out of a crock pot older than you are

Ah yes, the two genders

do not drop the box, punchy is in it

Primary Objective: Consume the Large 20 McNugget Combo
Secondary Objective: Survive

They come here, they look around, they no buy. Why nobody buy? Ehhhhhhhhhhh.

Is there any system under which they can exist ethically given that it will always take investment of labour in some form to bring them into existence?

If people didn't want AI to lie through its teeth as its first response to anything maybe we should not have trained on what people do

@oilersnation.bsky.social What does Reddit know that we don't?

No you may not have my extra spicy tandoori chicken

simply invent new gold? then once that's played out just retire it and rebrand old gold as "gold classic" and make a second fortune

>:D

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a semi-pro athlete, it is 1 AM and I am about to take a hoe bath in a deserted airport bathroom. Speedrunning has its advantages over conventional sport

My hairdresser gave me a coupon today which I won't say no to, but it's valid only til end of September and, lady, you of all people should know how fast my hair grows

The problem with getting truly good at stuff is you become acutely aware that there are entire sports and industries built around doing things badly

Ah yes, the 3 genders

Sploot

There are quiet times in life where all one can do is sit back, and simply appreciate absolute beauty

Cow say moo

I might be entering my boomer arc but having barely avoided being smashed into twice in 24 hours by children driving escooters at freeway speeds on pedestrian paths paying 0 attention to their surroundings I think we might need to reevaluate these things

Adblock Origin being removed from Chrome really is a window into how many websites are absolutely fantastic without ads, and completely unusable once the ads are let back in

Someone has received an eyebrow upgrade

YouTube video by Filthy Casual MTB Mister Torgue THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=50ZX...

Banana for scale

The sign has spoken. I must obey

The sign has spoken. I must obey.