Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"

"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

We got diet advice from over 40 dietitians and nutrition scientists. Here's your 2026 meal plan. We spoke to over 40 dietitians, nutritionists, longevity scientists, and gut health researchers this year. Here's their best diet advice.

We spoke to over 40 dietitians, nutritionists, longevity scientists, and gut health researchers this year. Here's their best diet advice.

It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.

Congress should not let up on contempt for Bondi.

They must bring her b4 committee, under oath.

Except this time when she starts with her CRAP, they must be prepared to have the Sgt. At Arms, put her in cuffs.

Period.

Three years after Starr County district attorney Gocha Allen Ramirez’s office filed a murder charge against a woman who terminated her own pregnancy—and then dismissed the charges when he learned that state law forbids such prosecutions—the woman brought a lawsuit against him that included a sworn deposition from another woman, who claimed that years earlier Ramirez paid for an abortion while having extramarital affairs with her and her sister

I somehow missed this www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...

Cybertruck Owners Only Joe Sawyer • 19h • O ... X Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises. Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already. [cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

An extra dollop of me in @ftweekend.com today courtesy of our special food mag full of midwinter wonders. I spend three days preparing dinner because if not now then when? So that’s pickles, cassoulet and basque cheesecake.

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Inflation is basically a non-issue at this point.. 2.2% for the year ahead according to the swaps market @AugurInfinity

The trouble with the kind of sharks that show up at conventions is they don’t often share their schedules!

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

A Day in the Life of Mary Hatch in the Alternate Bedford Falls 7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids! 9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day. 10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notic...

3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.

Republican behind Epstein files act responds to Trump ‘lowlife’ taunt Kentucky’s Thomas Massie used the president’s insult to raise funds to run against a Trump-endorsed candidate A Kentucky congressman singled out by Donald Trump on Christmas as a “lowlife” after co-authoring a law requiring the federal government to release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files says the president attacked him for keeping a commitment to “help victims”. Thomas Massie then successfully sought donations for his run for another term in the 2026 midterm elections against an opponent that Trump – his fellow Republican – has already endorsed. Continue reading...

Republican behind Epstein files act responds to Trump ‘lowlife’ taunt

POLITICO’s most-read stories of 2025 Trump, Ukraine and the shattered transatlantic status quo: The stories that captured your attention over the past 12 months.

2025 was a monster year of news for Europe, but a couple stories in particular shook the continent — and piqued our readers’ interest.

Without further ado, here are our 20 most-read stories of 2025.

Veterans of investing in Russia’s volatile economy are skeptical that it is the vast land of business opportunities the Trump administration thinks it is. on.wsj.com/44JkNiy

Kosovo heads to polls hoping to break political deadlock Europe’s youngest country is headed for yet another election, casting its European path further in doubt.

After nearly a year of political paralysis, Kosovo returns to the polls on Sunday in a vote that could determine if the country makes progress on its stalled path toward the European Union.