Megan K McG

The “peace” President has started a war.

A friend in baseball once told me:

It's amazing how far away spring training feels on Dec. 31 ...

And how close it feels on Jan. 1

Just to prove that ...

The first spring training game of 2026 is 7 weeks from today!

Feel warmer yet?

The shirt I’m wearing for this game:

Fact check:
✅Chicago's crime rate was already down
✅NG troops were never actually deployed in the city
✅Some did patrol a suburban immigration facility for just one day
✅We did have hundreds of federal agents here terrorizing the city & suburbs but Trump's guard plan in Chicago was foiled

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Seriously!

Very fun game. But you’re going to the Niners next week #FTTB

It’s just… ugly. Everything about it is ugly: the architecture on the outside that clashes with the building it was plopped on top of, the headache-inducing interior design & not just the color schemes but the random statues scattered about that match nothing. What a waste.

Maybe Ted Danson can come in with some of those giant Commercial Cellular props to restore peace in the cell phone world?

“We are sending every soldier $1,776.” — The Warrior Dividend: Tariffs, Troops & TrumpRX .gov

On a badly needed lighter note… down at the City Hall #ChiBudget2026 alter-alder alternative budget press conference they used a defunct 41 year old City X-Ray machine as a podium.

Literally probably bought during heated City Hall battles of original Council Wars. #twill

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Meanwhile the Niners just keep doin thangs

Signaling their bold new commitment to AI, Purdue is changing its mascot from the Boilermakers to the Bullshitters.

Listen, ending your elite Reverse Uno with, “I’m praying for him,” is cold as ice.

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

“Taking military action against drug smugglers could be an effective way of helping Americans who are struggling with substance abuse, she said.”

Another great insight:
“Taking military action against drug smugglers could be an effective way of helping Americans who are struggling with substance abuse, she said.”

Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural? 1. Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder. 2. You’ve shouted, “Don’t touch that! Bag that up right now! Ba...

"The whole place is covered in fingerprints." #NationalCookieDay

"Do you stand by that claim of calling Tim Walz retarded?" | Trump vs Tim Walz, Ilhan Omar & Somalia From Air Force One"

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Who is/what was Mr. Fantasy in the Macy’s parade?

Marjorie Taylor Greene went from being chummy with Trump to not serving out her full term. Could Zohran Mamdani be next?

It’s more lopsided now

Poetry. Or prose. Or whatever this
is, “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I’ll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. ‘Dont spill a drop’. I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.”

What does that even mean? Can’t read anymore

Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi? “Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...

“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.”

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Column | The dueling narratives of Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza Olivia Nuzzi’s relationship with RFK Jr. is detailed in her book, American Canto. Ex-fiance Ryan Lizza now alleges she also had an affair with Mark Sanford.

“She lost her job and parted ways with Lizza. And this might have all been memory-holed into the bin of minor Washington scandals, except that, like moths to a flaming porta-potty, they both reappeared this week, each with their own literary account of the events.”