@formerlyashley.bsky.social
manifesting the sweet release of capitalism 🇵🇸🏳️🌈
Again with me randomly getting on here and this is the first thing I’m seeing…
23.01.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doing all this just to be mid<<<
23.01.2025 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(squatting more than I weigh 💪🏻)
23.01.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just made my first chickle—hoe NEVER kys!!!
19.01.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Somewhere there’s an Ashley slamming on the window pane of the future screaming at past Ashley to not even CONCEIVE the idea of a hard 75. All I do nowadays is eat protein, drink water, workout and shit.
14.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Free ear muffs for somebody hey hey hey
13.01.2025 15:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IM SORRY**—it looks like select shades!! But there is also highlighters, eyeshadows, and lipsticks as well!
13.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Hey, psst, like ALL of Pat McGraths foundation/concealer/powders are 50% off on sephoras app rn.
13.01.2025 13:21 — 👍 18 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 3The way karma is always on my side…she just got fired last week 🤭
12.01.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0White girl Ashley!!!! I missed you!!!
12.01.2025 18:54 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0LMFAAAOOO I officially have a new name
12.01.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every time I get on here your tweets are a bit increasingly worrying
12.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1🗣️SEASON 1 OF SEVERANCE IS FREE ON ROKU I REPEAT FREE ON ROKU! SEASON 2 BEGINS THIS FRIDAY! PLEASE PREPARE ACCORDINGLY!
12.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something along the lines of this! Make sure it doesn’t say anything about online exchange!
03.12.2024 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wait I got my dad this gift card thinking I just got him a regular restaurant gift card…he called me a couple weeks later and said, “now
look I appreciate the thought but don’t you ever get me this thing again!”
I recently went and got two drinks, two apps, two entrees and a dessert for under $70. You can’t compare!!!
03.12.2024 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ENOUGH ABOUT THESE!! What’s really missing from these conversations is CHEDDARS! The buttered croissants don’t get enough love!!
03.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Doing both >
03.12.2024 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On it!!
26.11.2024 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU KNOW WHAT YOU RIGHT!! JKSKSLLALAKASKALALAJ
26.11.2024 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perfect! Exactly what I wanted to hear!
26.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This girl at work told my friend that I wouldn’t have to be on antidepressants if I just loved myself more. Chat—can I jump her?
26.11.2024 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Statistically if I’m patient enough there’s 135 men out there who look like Theo James….
24.11.2024 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The underrated sleeper on this album
23.11.2024 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🗣️MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD
23.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Kendrick’s new album cover GNX and song “hey now”
Yeah
22.11.2024 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This picture shows a screenshot of Rihanna’s Goodnight Gotham playing in Apple Music.
Kinda can’t believe they didn’t play this in The Batman/Penguin
19.11.2024 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surely there's someone we can sacrifice back to get Old Testament God again???
17.11.2024 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Close enough
17.11.2024 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol jk just found my vape charger after looking for 6 months. We back. 🤞🏻
17.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
