gimme job please

Digital artwork of a fawn with spots made of clover leafs

lucky fawn 🍀

Other countries need to invade us to put an end to this nonsense. The UN or someone needs to charge US leaders with (among other things) eco-terrorism against every other country; god knows democrats won’t throw any of those responsible in jail.

Been thinking a lot lately about receiving the stigmata

“If you surrendered to the air, you could ride it” by Amy Sherald; this thing is enormous and bold in person

“Paysage Bords de Seine” by Renoir; I like the balance of soft blends and hard lines mixed throughout the piece

“A pair of boots” by Van Gogh; I like the balance of brights and darks

“Still Life with Flowers” by Helleu; I like how moody the lighting is, yet the subject is well lit so I can see what I’m looking at. I also like the asymmetry and the color pallet.

I went to the Baltimore Museum of Art this past weekend; here are my favorite works from what I saw

I can’t wait to fill my drafts with so much bullshit, I can’t wait to eventually dig through them like a miner looking for diamonds, and I can’t wait to skeet things I find in there that probably should have been forgotten about

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

I bumped into the official weather prognosticator of Baltimore over the weekend

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

My favorite US Olympian so far, Casey Dawson

everything's gonna be okay

If I want to describe something as being “like the movie Metropolis”, is the correct term Metropolean?

If I was an Olympic-level athlete from Israel, I would simply compete under the “individual neutral athlete”banner. Tbh, I would maybe do that if I was an Olympic-level athlete from America as well

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

A deer can dream!

Sticker on my laptop of a Minnesota loon with laser eyes that says “don’t tread on me”

Laser loon acquired

Based, lake-pilled, loon-maxxing

We might have another one

If vampires were real (& it’s the type that doesn’t need to sleep), I would absolutely weigh the side effects vs. the benefits. Burst into flames, instant death in sunlight? Depends, but probably not. Extremely painful burning in sunlight? Could go either way. Twilight style? 100% yes, vamp me daddy

I wish I didn’t have to sleep

Soda Cats

Really goin’ through the spin cycle lately

Cute furreys

Literally Prussia-maxing rn

deer butt

My crazy deeplore: I used to be an iguana, circa 2018

TIL Mike Pillow is running for governor of MN lmao

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

I’m afraid I must become the type of person that calls my congresspeople daily

She ex on my po until I marker

okay hear me out