Kyle

A woman standing on a sidewalk in front of a theater with a digital marquee reading “Scorigami”

Found the dorks

currently doing trivia in a Wisconsin gay bar with my girlfriend while my wife and her girlfriend are at a standup show in an abandoned Autozone in DC

in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go

“Free roam mode is for children” according to a whole bunch of nerds who have never seen their very stoned wife try to drive up DK Spaceport as a cow

@campcrucible.bsky.social

Oh no, it was a De*dspin thing, I’d assumed you’d made it back in the day

@bubbaprog.lol hey quick question

do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere

@kyleconrad.bsky.social hey let me know if you can bring back thisweeksplaylist someday

okay thanks

…CFBsky?

Met a guy from the apps at a bar, we had nothing in common except both of us were friends with the same person, so we FaceTimed him in for the next half hour

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

probably accurate but fuck it we're freerollin anyway

YouTube video by ABC News (Australia) Far-right activist Richard Spencer punched during interview | ABC News

play this at 11:59:48 youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...

Hell yeah, make em good ones

don’t drive drunk but definitely don’t drive drunk on NYE you’re 100x more likely to hit a checkpoint and go to jail and you’ll deserve it too

The guy wearing the “Himbo Hooters” tank at the dungeon tonight is to be thanked for bringing me back spiritually to Weird Twitter

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

Tide fresh

Oh that is an OLD bottle. Well.

High West Midwinter’s Night Dram, act 11 scene 7, next to a 1oz neat pour, also the bottle is empty now so you cant have any I’m sorry

people keep screaming “can check” for some reason

Knob Creek 18 year, neat

Can check

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:

if there is one problem with Bluesky as “left-wing bubble,” it’s that a lot of people who came here viewed the move as direct political action, and those people are prone to thinking posting is direct political action, too.

previously unseen heights in "men will start a substack rather than go to therapy"

28 and windy outside the Richmond Aloft rn but the AC stays cranked, this is my right as a Business Traveller

“hi i think my hookah is on fire” is a thing I just said to my bartender, in case you’re wondering how my work trip to Richmond is going

for real for real fuck that guy, but I promise you don’t want a Thermidorian reaction y’all

so, okay, the reason I’m against the cheerleading of the United CEO getting got is the same reason I’m not an accelerationist

revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette

as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too

and I am *thrilled* to announce I ain't doing dick for Christmas or NYE

San Juan, PR (x2)
Oranjestad, Aruba
Willemstad, Curacao
Fort-de-France, Martinique
Basseterre, St. Kitts
Denver, CO
New York, NY (x2)
San Francisco, CA
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Darlington, MD (x2)
East Meadow, NY
Richmond, VA (x3)
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Orlando, FL
Lawrence, KS
Beacon, NY
Radford, VA

Kate begged them for the chicken fried “chicken” recipe the weekend before they closed. No luck