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"I believe he (Adams) is sincere in putting the well-being of New York City ahead of personal ambition” -Cuomo

"Bwahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!!! Ha!' -Me

It me.

Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change

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Jesus Is My Health Insurance I tell you, people these days have lost their faith. Everybody’s turning to the television or drugs or the government to solve their problems, when they should be trusting in the Lord.

Jesus Is My Health Insurance

"The car that brought you here still runs.

The money you buy lunch with,
no matter where it’s mined, is silver

and the girl who serves your food
is slender and her red hair lights the wall."

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel The Onion: Why did you create your show Songs For Littles? Ms. Rachel: I figured if that dipshit Blippi could make it big, anyone could.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel
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YouTube video by hate5six [hate5six] Lastima: "A Pain Bloomed From My Lungs" a hate5six concert film (April 28, 2024)

This.

Never tell me the odds.

The entire economy is a company store

Elvis Ramone has left the building

Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’

Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’
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The Darkest Timeline Last night I tried to work on a new game I’m brainstorming, but it’s really hard to create something for the future when that future looks so grim. I mostly just found myself staring bl…

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AI is useless. I've typed 'pimento mori' at least a dozen times and chat jippity still won't show me the danse macabre as anthropomorphic peppers.

And everything was made for you and me.

Salad days

The child loves cops. It's something we're working on.

Federal Cuts Could Derail Conservation’s Historic Gains Few of us can imagine any world besides our own after enjoying a lifetime in the most comfortable society ever created by hard work, sound science, free speech, and democratically elected leadership. ...

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If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes Look, I know I'm not perfect. Me and my boys, we got a reputation for getting a little riled up at times. Maybe we could stand to work on that. But at the end of the day, I can't change who l am. I'm ...

If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes
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"Chips Ahoy!" is a good name for a cookie because it combines two things kids love: chips, and announcing that they've identified chips off the port bow

Damn damn damn

‘Stop these crazy bills’: Republicans join Democrats to defeat anti-trans legislation in Montana One bill would remove trans children from their parents, and the other would ban drag shows and Pride marches

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I'll flip you off on the freeway

Well we'll be in very early Sunday afternoon leaving Tuesday morning staying over by the salt shed.

Will you be in Chicago on the 23rd?

In this house we believe both cake donuts and raised doughnuts are delicious.

YouTube video by strettonbull New York Dolls - Looking for a Kiss

RIP Buster youtu.be/GvmvMFXWzc8?...

Laid-Off Forest Service Workers Describe Dismal Future for Public Lands Last week, the Trump Administration fired 3,400 Forest Service employees across the country. The firings targeted employees in probationary periods regardless of their length of service with the agenc...

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The West Bank, the Gaza strip soon to be a parking lot for American tourists and fascist cops.