Phil

He’s rubbish on crosses, but Ali wouldn’t have gotten near the pen, so who’s to say 😅

Absolutely imperative that our media and political class get tf off X

Part of me sees the “you make your own luck” argument, but I’m just not sure that’s how luck works!

The idea of *Matthew Syed* doing literally anything ‘humbly’ is so absurd that it at least saves energy on reading whatever comes next

Are the Reds midfielding again finally

A classic of the “Moyes teams love nothing more than surrendering the initiative” genre tonight

This is why Darwin pretended not to speak English

Spelling Bee has engendered a deep dislike of words beginning with C

Pubs to stay open until early hours in push for UK growth Exclusive: Plans for England and Wales would help ailing hospitality sector but health experts criticise plans

‘Except anywhere in Westminster City Council, where they will in fact close earlier to teach you all a lesson about enjoying yourselves’

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Bari Weiss isn't really a journalist in any meaningful way, she's just a preening troll who excels at flattering power, it's hard to see her succeed to such an extent without feeling like maybe you're the one who's losing their mind

“Hey Google, play irish music”

Lovely lovely slop, my brain switched off in minute 1

I think maybe one time Grealish fell over and didn’t get a free kick

Even then I thought the Ev were cooked by about 70.

In general, it’s hard to overstate the difficulty of that fixture, at that time and in those conditions.

How convenient 😅

Moderate voices in the US, particularly in the UK, need to recognise you can decry political violence, “offer sympathies” whilst also recognise that Kirk was a despicable person who touted extremist views and profited off the fear of minorities.

It is possible to express these concurrent thoughts.

And constantly offering 50% off while their website struggles under the weight of all the shitty ads. Terrible editorial direction.

a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .

Will the government learn from this?

a man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying `` no , stop , dont '' . ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying `` no , stop , dont '' .

Me to Steve Parish last night

Hey now

It’s nice that it recognises its limits, but less good that is now neurotic

Just imagine being as nakedly immoral and that being your career selling point

If you look at Fox News’ TV ratings…it’s not the worst strategy!

Because these days you know in the first two sentences if he’s grumpy that day or not

Besides tearing my phone from my cold dead hands, there are only correct opinions in here