Police Academy is a Christmas movie! Hooks sings Santa Claus is Coming to Town!

I love Lassard always having goldfish on every scene. It’s so random.

In a previous life I served with her majesty’s forces in India. 🤷‍♂️

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My name is Lt. Lawdog. In case you dirt bags missed it.

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Next up. The greatest cinematic masterpiece ever put to film.

Police Academy.

I may be drinking.

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Tonight’s move… a new Bond, Danial Craig.

Casino Royal.

Lawdog after eating all the mashed potatoes:

“You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I ate too many potatoes. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. “

Single guy thoughts:

“I should buy a new plate. It would shake things up and well, I’ve earned it. No salad plate though. No need to appear extravagant.”

Depends on what model it is. A new starter guitar (the Squire line) start around there. An actual
Fender is much more.

The sexual act of jumping naked into a bathtub of frozen turkeys is called “Butterballing.”

You’re welcome.

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So, since this is a new movie night, and Sinners is a 👍, and I can’t sleep… I’m moving on to new movie number 2.

As sequal to a movie I love, Nobdy 2.

When unassuming people lay havoc, I’m down for it.

I did not know that expect that ending. Such a great movie.

I probably should have said “spoilers” but I lost my shit.

Buddy Guy!!!

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One of the (many) elements I’m loving about this movie is not only the racial element but the musical one.

Folk begot blues begot both rock and country. This movie is a weird ass supernatural musical history lesson.

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Tonight’s movie… Sinners.

I’m loving it.

Young Lawdog throwing the neighborhood kids ball on a roof.

That’s the night the lights went out in Georgia…

That’s the night they hung an innocent man.

So don’t trust your soul to no backwards southern lawyer,

Cause the judge in the town has blood stains on his hands.

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Next up, Back to the Future 2.

Or, modern America and how we got here.

I’m just going to say, Marvin Berry and the Starlights kicked ass without any futuristic intervention.

This was further galvanized with the Clinton impeachment. While I didn’t like him, I couldn’t vibe with them switching from White Water to going after a lie about a blowjob.

It was all just so sleazy. And no one was saying “how does this connect to illegal business?” I couldn’t go all in on that.

No kids. My liberal ideologies are almost entirely based on listening to right wing ideology and thinking to myself “that’s just not true at all.”

I would say guys like Rush Limbaugh, while energizing the base, really drive people away. I hated the whole “ditto head” mentality.

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Just for historical reference, I started out as an Alex P. Keaton republican.

Then I started paying attention. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve gotten progressively more liberal as I’ve gotten older.

By the time I’m 70 I’ll be running around in a beret and with a machete like Che Gruvera.

Good lord. In the old days we had to call the number of the girl we liked, which was a family number.

Which meant I’d have to possibly talk to the dad or mom first.

“Is Stacey there?”

“Who is this?”

“… a strange boy.”

Then hopefully the parents would have bad judgment and say okay.

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Fact: Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly is the coolest teenager in world history.

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Now, even though I’ve watched it sometime in the last year…

Uncle Joey’s parole didn’t come through again.

I’m watching Back to the Future.

Not only do bears shit in the woods, they won’t shut up about what fucking toilet paper they like.

I deleted that shit.

I typoed with a “.” Instead of a “space”. Maybe it made a link? But I corrected it. So I have no idea how that got there. Or whatnot was for. 🤷‍♂️

I have no clue. I didn’t put that there