V to the H to the A and a Junior

Is Texas gonna send Chuck Norris to Illinois to find a bathroom

When you save a photo on the iPhone, whether from a text message or some app, the entire screen should do a little dance and clown horns go off and maybe the front light comes on just so you know it actually happened

A four-panel comic strip depicts a therapy session with a twist. In the first panel, a therapist tells an oyster, personified with human arms and sitting on a couch, that therapy requires the oyster to open up. In the second panel, the oyster admits it has a hard time trusting people. The third panel shows the therapist triumphantly holding a pearl, exclaiming "Got it! Ha ha!" after apparently opening the oyster. In the final panel, the oyster sits alone on the couch, appearing dejected and physically open, missing its pearl. The watermark "@skeleton_claw" is visible, indicating the artist.

I KNEW IT!!

Chrontendo Episode 42 (00:24:08)

LFG

Frog and Toad walk down a path together. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Then he and Frog ran outside to see how the world was looking in the spring.

had a pretty good day but I've concluded I can just never tell when my vizier is being polite or scheming against me

I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

Ruth Wilson Gilmore said, “No abolitionist who is a true abolitionist wants to save money. What we want is for the money to be spent, to enhance, and support human life so that it can flourish in a way that doesn’t destroy the planet. We’re not about cost-savings.” Save lives, not money.

I do not give a tinker’s cuss about blue jeans marketing because it does not matter. What seems huge now will be utterly irrelevant in 8 months.
When there are 500,000 masked shock troops disappearing thousands per week, are you still gonna fixate on this? God help us. God help you.

I almost scared David to death during Big Ears, one of my few actual heroes in life, so it’s great to see he’s still alive and kicking ass. Also, HOLY DAMN!

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The Epstein files — by Heather Marsh

"This month, what I have mostly been hearing are demands for ‘the Epstein files’. For some, this is a very reasonable demand for a working justice system and a rare point that most people in the US can agree on." #opdeatheaters #3E #Epstein #Maxwell

Propaganda is designed to foster belonging. I don’t know what the hell y’all are doing, but you aren’t comprehending how this works AT ALL. So good luck with that.

Reading these comments makes me realize we are six million deaths in camps away from people getting their shit together and learning what solidarity actually looks like. Labels at this point are as useless as a red hat in a particle accelerator.

The fuck are you on about?

This is why all these fucking purity tests are dumb as shit. We are in a crisis. If I’m bleeding out and you’ve only got a spoon to save my life, USE THE FUCKING SPOON. I’m sick of hearing labels while people get disappeared and a nation of humans is exterminated. Solidarity is the only way forward!

Baby’s Day Out (1994)

The New York Post loves child rapists. Probably staffed with dozens of them.

Oh no did he fart in an elevator too? Y’all stan a child fucker but this is crossing the rubicon? What a bucket of dicks y’all are.

Starfleet Office Depot

Ah ok, yeah that sounds like a paywall and an unhelpful error message on Apple’s part. Not cool!

I remember when Hank Hill had a narrow AI and it was not great

Not exactly sure what the ask is here. Do you mean how Spotify paywalls some podcasts? Apple doesn't do that. As for ads... I assume you mean dynamically inserted ads (again, Ala Spotify), which don't exist in Apple Music, hence would not be inserted.

From the applehelp community on Reddit: Why are these randomly different? Sometimes skip isn't an option for seemingly no reason.. Explore this post and more from the applehelp community

macOS users, if you've ever wondered why Finder seems to arbitrarily go between "stop" copying and "skip" duplicates when you have duplicates, you can TOGGLE this by holding the option key down. I really wish Apple surfaced this stuff better. www.reddit.com/r/applehelp/...

Just came back from the Middle Ages and a lot of serfs had red hats on

It’s true. Cigars have no neural cells whatsoever.