DJ Saramanda

Damn, no way I'm getting into an XS.

I immediately looked for a link in your post, so I guess I am Specific.

Noel bought me chocolates for today before we had a chance to discuss (usually in Japan gal's give on Valentine's Day and guys on White Day) so now I get to be a White Day Guy and I am stoked.

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

God, I love that movie

Also: Some dinosaurs appear to have had quills. like porcupines or something.

So all you paleoartists out there, new skin unlocked.

www.naturalsciences.be/en/science/n...

I am greatly outnumbered here, too, but I think I'm slowly at least convincing a couple of teachers we have to explicitly prohibit it for certain assignments if we don't want students to use it. 🤷

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You know what never gets any easier? Contacting someone you've just met to ask if they want to hang out. Absolute terror, every time.

A pizza with pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon on it.

The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜

It's on my list to start sashiko-ing so if you decide to do a sashiko sardine, please tell me!! Maybe we can distance stitch-a-long!

Jam, no! That's dangerous for everyone!

If I win the lottery there will be signs

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

It's so good!!!

normalize showing up unannounced at your friends' place for breakfast on a normal weekday morning like in sitcoms

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I want to see it *so badly*

*weeps in English Subtitles Unavailable*

love that early american colonial vinyl siding

Bright orange calendula flower with many rows of narrow petals and an orange center. It's in full sunlight.

Perhaps you need a bright orange calendula today? 🌱

When I was a kid my parents were redoing the carpets (necessary) and they took me to the carpet remnants place to pick one out for my bedroom.

I found one from a movie theater. Images of popcorn and film strips atop on an 80s kaleidoscope.

I was not allowed to get it.

One day though. One day.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

Love Through a Prism 👀

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate! 🎉

I've been tapering off sertraline the last couple of months. 100->75->50->25 pieces of cake. 0 is a BITCH, though. Mostly sleep impacts (and my guts). Blrerg

a reporter asked “is mutual aid a form of resistance?”

and i felt my body pulled into of a room of movement elders who have made this seem like a question i don’t have to think about to respond

of course

of course

mutual aid is an expression of love

love is an act of resistance

A screenshot from Instagram from @marlowe_official features a yellow tin that has an illustration of cats and paw prints on it. English-language text on the tin reads "I never saw any of them again — except the cops. No way has yet been invented to say good-bye to them."

The regional pudding manufacturer Marlowe using the last line of The Long Goodbye on the back of their super-cute tin of biscotti is definitely A Choice. (www.instagram.com/p/DT99Pwbk6Q...)

The Feds never left Los Angeles. Don’t forget us. Solidarity with Minneapolis and all communities under siege by federal pigs.

Keep fighting. Hold the line.

But whhhhhyyyyyy