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Saw both a cybertruck and a hearse on my way home from the grocery store. Extremely ominous start to the week

Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c

can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there

Livigno Snow Park on February 12, 2026 with more than 100 images of snowboarders on the halfpipe placed in for effect

Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.

there is no greater honor than being pointed and babbled at by a baby

me: please, my emails, i just have to lock in for another hour or two,

brain: curling stones bouncing around like a dvd screensaver

happy Unfocused Friday, the friday heading in to a long weekend when the brain has decided it's already clocked out

very large book on a tray table that makes my 20oz tea mug look normal sized, my cat dizzy is sniffing the book curiously

wifi outage this morning, what a great excuse to dig into this 🤩 my first year getting the Annual @baseballprospectus.com

Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving

but captain......................

Sandlot! (And I agree under-used genre)

nooo my emotional support cory/koreys (but olympic silver is nothing to sneeze at)

my mood for today depends entirely on Cory and Korey

I may be more invested in this than any other single medal at the Olympics

GOLD MEDAL MATCH TIME
LET'S GO CORY AND KOREY

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff

[today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

USA USA USA I LOVE TEAM KORY

very glad to have no meetings this afternoon so I can lock the fuck in on mixed doubles curling

Akt mit drei Armen, by Georg Baselitz, 1977 (not rotated), 📸 by Andreas Rentz

Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’

Pretty Cute Watching Boston Residents Play Daily Game Of ‘Big City’ https://theonion.com/pretty-cute-watching-boston-residents-play-daily-game-o-1819574643/

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Here's the Dropkin shot that knocked all three of Sweden's stones out and the final shot for Sweden... No sound (don't make me get into it)

🧵 We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this baller ballerinas timeline cleanse.

#DoomscrollingBreak

Not to be confused with the three, five, or ten contests, none of which include the same activities!

Waking up and immediately putting on my favorite sport, snow and gun

there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"

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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”