Elliot

You can borrow some of my iron, mine are too high 🧲

First of many venesections done... #haemochromatosis #ironoverload

My money on Maz being murdered tonight then...

(they're invisible)

But mostly who cares how I sound

Also who actually cares lol

Not doing a voice reveal because I don't want someone to do an AI clone of it

Also I look skinny as fuck here (gained 2kg in 4 days oops)

Went to Seville and got engaged lol

That reminds me, forgot to like this on Instagram 🫣

WHAT is the context of this babes x

Is this what those "Doctor, doctor.." jokes are about? 🥁💥

I will invest

the world is your oyster, and you're the only...gay

Just fell to my knees

important detail

Beginning to see the tiniest bit of definition in my shoulders and chest 🥹 (no, you aren't getting photo evidence)

Clark Kent if he were a twink 🤨

My thoughts are with you in this torrid time </3

Thank god, I've been withdrawing 😭

With a bit of luck the stress will increase my blood pressure to the degree that I'm eligible on the NHS lmao

So this has ruined my night

A picture of me smiling in Valletta, Malta

I support AI image editing when it is used to remove massive sweat patches 🤖💦

Looking great! x

not that anybody should care but my weight is in the double digits (less than 100kg) for the first time in years 🥲🥹

Hair is looking tousle-able here 🫳🏼🧑🏻

Honoured to be added to the Mister roster 🤭

If you insist....

There must be perks to looking old asf, cause I didn't have to do any of this...