Dave McNamee

How I feel after drinking green tea

Sorry guys, I can't make it to the party. I have to FaceTime the chainsmokers

Photo looks like a gay Instagram couple that flips houses

Horrible news for my husky nephew who swims with his shirt on

I have a team of 20 people searching RedNote for the Chinese Rizzler

Paddington after I give him Coke

The Costco guys should have done the golden globes red carpet

[shaking my 91 year old grandmother awake]

Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen.

Last night was mad real

Jimmy Carter’s life gets 5 big BOOMS

I do not care for malt vinegar but I respect its placement on the table

I am in possession of an ancient scent that would kill Jeremy Fragrance

Peak performance

I was thrown out of the eyes wide shut orgy for wearing a Peter millar golf shirt

Michael Jordan mode activated

I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s

Elmo is posting like an OF girl with heavy naturals

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

Dressed like a guy who makes out with his girlfriend in line at the gas station checkout

He tweets like he’s writing taglines for a Nancy Meyers movie

Great estate sale find

Got the sad Ben Affleck haircut

The only thing we should be concerned about in the bathroom is what Nancy mace’s 47 year old colon is gonna do after all those beans

Bleeding out in the PORN ambulance

Your landlord should ALWAYS be in the know if you are fucking or not

Middle Earth Dave Portnoy

Help! My sleep paralysis demon has gotten into jazz