@davemcnamee.bsky.social
If you didn’t go to a “party school” you will never understand the appeal of a guy who is fat, can drink 30 beers, and has a locked in job at his dad’s local printing business after college
15.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am going to try it out but I do love group chats
15.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Under armour needs to release white compression shorts with faux dookie stains
15.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I feel after drinking green tea
13.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sorry guys, I can't make it to the party. I have to FaceTime the chainsmokers
11.02.2025 23:30 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo looks like a gay Instagram couple that flips houses
08.02.2025 23:22 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Horrible news for my husky nephew who swims with his shirt on
07.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a team of 20 people searching RedNote for the Chinese Rizzler
15.01.2025 17:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paddington after I give him Coke
07.01.2025 01:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Costco guys should have done the golden globes red carpet
06.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
[shaking my 91 year old grandmother awake]
Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen.
31.12.2024 18:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last night was mad real
30.12.2024 22:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jimmy Carter’s life gets 5 big BOOMS
29.12.2024 21:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do not care for malt vinegar but I respect its placement on the table
29.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am in possession of an ancient scent that would kill Jeremy Fragrance
29.12.2024 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Peak performance
29.12.2024 01:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
28.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was thrown out of the eyes wide shut orgy for wearing a Peter millar golf shirt
27.12.2024 17:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Michael Jordan mode activated
22.12.2024 17:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s
21.12.2024 01:29 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Elmo is posting like an OF girl with heavy naturals
18.12.2024 15:34 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me
17.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dressed like a guy who makes out with his girlfriend in line at the gas station checkout
16.12.2024 21:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
He tweets like he’s writing taglines for a Nancy Meyers movie
15.12.2024 22:38 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Great estate sale find
13.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got the sad Ben Affleck haircut
13.12.2024 03:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
11.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only thing we should be concerned about in the bathroom is what Nancy mace’s 47 year old colon is gonna do after all those beans
11.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bleeding out in the PORN ambulance
11.12.2024 16:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
