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@ponker.bsky.social

Bad programmer. Worse musician. I was exposed to tf webcomics at an early age and have never fully recovered.

39 Followers  |  265 Following  |  129 Posts  |  Joined: 29.10.2024  |  1.8074

Latest posts by ponker.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oof. Unfollowing now. I only followed because he saved Sega's headquarters from a missile and outran a speed skater. I had no idea he beat up kids and young adults for being outside and threw a sumo wrestler off a cliff so hard the sumo wrestler exploded.

27.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 551    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

That would fix me

09.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7179    πŸ” 852    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 10

update: i LOVE cock

02.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting 2026 strong with some titfucking boobelt goblin porn how we doing fam 😎

04.01.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking of concussions as bimbofication bonks from now on

01.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck... That would fix me for sure.

25.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So do all who live through such times

24.01.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@crucibella.bsky.social

23.01.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gamer Catgirl

22.01.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scolipede?
Oh, Scolipede.

22.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

πŸ•―οΈManifesting πŸ•―οΈ

28.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5731    πŸ” 4055    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 175

That would fix me

19.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tgirl chickens be like "gock-a-doodle-doo!"

18.01.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That would fix me.

16.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#TFSky

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last shot of this TF Thing is a wide-shot, capturing all our transformed heroes in all their sexy new glory, and The Flesh Tube squirming on the ground.

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Next guy goes 'woah' and grabs his fortune cookie.

"I hope you ate for two..." He says with a giggle, chest and belly already inflating. There's some big lips, and a faint wet spot around her areolae.

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our next uncracked egg reaches out to crack his.

"You are inside-out nowwWUGHHH" *splurt*

He slowly and painfully turns inside-out, teeth seeming to roll down his body in a frothing bacchanalia of blood.

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next, two characters are fighting over a cookie. Crack, "You two get along so well, you might be twins!"
Again. Poof. A pair of androgynous cuties who can't keep their hands out of each other's skinny jeans. They look fucking delighted.

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, concept for a Generic TF Thing:

A group of painfully average dudefriends is enjoying their dinner at TF Chang(e)'s. Bam. Out come the fortune cookies.

Brad Average opens one. "The grass is greener, so moove over". Poof, stacked cowgirl. Seems happy. Other friends reach for their cookies too.

15.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of wanting people to like me.

11.01.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

09.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10235    πŸ” 3083    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

It's true. That *would* fix me.

30.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would fix me.

28.12.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy infant so tender and juicy

25.12.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She has SO MUCH BIG! I love her.

23.12.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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don't give up
fat tanuki

21.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4899    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 45

That would fix me.

19.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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