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Professional pastry chef/baker/grouch. Essential worker. Exhausted. Stacking debuff ADHD and ASD 🀭 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€˜πŸ˜’βœŒοΈ

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x-acto #1-10 are the mambo #1-4 of hobby knife blades

20.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my precious little friend scraggle has passed away

we looked after and protected him from day one, when i first saw this scraggly little anxious patchy juvenile swan being bullied. he very quickly understood and loved and trusted us ever since, even after he grew up into a beautiful adult swan

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19.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i swear half the effort with a good heist is working out how they did it. always an uphill challenge

20.10.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
an intense rainbow lorikeet staring down a fluttershy toy

an intense rainbow lorikeet staring down a fluttershy toy

he's a bit terrifying

14.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

forgetting to refill the cat water until the pump makes a noise like a wet smoker's cough

08.10.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a black swan unable to lift its head, which is laying near its foot, which is tangled in seaweed. it is alive but doesn't look like it.

a black swan unable to lift its head, which is laying near its foot, which is tangled in seaweed. it is alive but doesn't look like it.

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the circle of life was not messing around today.

a heartbreaking rescue of a swan so weak it couldn't hold its head up any more

.. and then the discovery of three newly hatched baby cygnets, right near home

13.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the reason i had that disaster with the caulking gun glue is because apparently it was the best for being waterproof and mounting things like plaques to concrete

and here it is. the memorial plaque i had made for lady pond.

her last babies are investigating β€οΈπŸ’”

03.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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haul of september `25

#transformers #blokees #starwars

30.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Microsoft needs to understand that i am not replacing my computer until it's dead and that hassling me about it makes me hate them a little bit more every time

02.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

kong skull island is so much fun but marc evan jackson is criminally, offensively underused

at this point why even cast him

02.10.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone comes across any murderbot/kirsh fanfic let me know

28.09.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SLEEPTOBER 2025 COMING IN CINEMA NEAR YOU

SLEEPTOBER 2025 COMING IN CINEMA NEAR YOU

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

28.09.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8517    πŸ” 4218    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 362
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For reference I'm 5'3/163cm tall

26.09.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the dinosaur does not like the rectangle

#swanoftheday

25.09.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fire department just told us they don't have a ladder.

sure jan.

26.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

22.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6077    πŸ” 1932    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 36

watching an aerobatic display and thinking about how much of a little bitch wesley crusher is

25.09.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

watched a man die inside when he asked if i liked doctor who and i said no

21.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer con un ojo saltΓ³n y venoso despuΓ©s de chuparse la cara con una aspiradora industrial cuando fueron a robar la grasa acumulada de las cocinas del colegio de Bart y Lisa.

Homer con un ojo saltΓ³n y venoso despuΓ©s de chuparse la cara con una aspiradora industrial cuando fueron a robar la grasa acumulada de las cocinas del colegio de Bart y Lisa.

Hoy es miΓ©rcoles de "Alien: Earth".

17.09.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't even get a consistent experience at the same single Maccas anymore, sometimes the food is hot and fresh and amazing and sometimes it's cold and sad and awful.

13.09.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate that for local pizza huts we have to choose between -

the one with the perfect lightly oiled crispy base, but scrimps on sauce like their wages depend on it

the one that sauces generously but wouldn't know crispy if it bit them in the face

and the unspeakably bad one that isnt an option

09.09.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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anyway the MP powermaster prime KO arrived today and it's one of those KO's like the mp-52 skywarp and BTT bumblebee who's gonna need a full teardown to get all the sprue nubs and make it smooth

09.09.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im calling it now, the eyeball isnt evil. its just a salty bitch that loves drama

10.09.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i thought the guy from fringe was trending

this is charlie, played by kirk acevedo

10.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spotlight had these inflatable tentacles for halloween decor and i love them

12.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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weird weight loss things - I just ran and wasn't even slightly breathy after

and i ran so much faster than I expected and couldn't keep up with myself and fell over

but I caught the bird! a beautiful nankeen kestrel

12.09.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They didn't! But they fucked up in other ways too.

12.09.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#swanoftheday is scraggle again, with his magnificent war ruffles up!

check out his flight feathers - they're entirely white. no more black tips. my baby is all grown up πŸ₯²

07.09.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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