🍰 Cake and madness 🍰

#swanoftheday is a happy splashy

two recent rescues - a barn owl and a pelican, both on the brink of death, both peacefully euthanized to end their suffering a little sooner

i don't even ship them but you know what? fuck it. let him bang the whole crew. im all aboard for slutspock

how is it that the la'an/spock dance is the hottest thing to ever happen in star trek, a franchise that includes such things as seven of nine's wardrobe, the enterprise d-con chamber, and riker in 'angel one'

pulled over and parked rn ofc

i am driving a vehicle for probably the first time in 15 years

ooh, heated pillows

.. i am not buying a 'ploov' from 'stoov'

wonderful. let's keep it going. let's make it worse

From the "rational arguments" away to the emotional ones, Alex put this beautifully succinct:

i just bought a chair i dont need from ikea because i noticed that i am, after losing 17kg, now under the weight limit and wanted to celebrate

It is! And I have a second one in the room, too (not pictured).

(I'm Jesslyn's partner)

of course the vcr is playing transformers the movie, taped off the tv around christmas 1993, on our old tv that i couldnt bring myself to get rid of despite the bright failed reflector spots, so it's shoehorned into the print room with a really tall stand

i love how the whole ridiculous premise for that episode was 'i saw him and he shat me' and spock was like 'that is understandable'

absolute perfect nonsense handwaving, i love it

for the past month world of warcraft has been doing a thing called collector's bounty, which added 5% to the drop rates of super rare mounts. it was time to right some wrongs!

here's my loot -

the worst thing about social media is seeing one random repost, wondering what that's all about, and suddenly being confronted with dozens of people defending scat fetishes

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i miss honky

i did it and made a shelf! the mug cupboard now has two and looks much better

Sam Ghali MD quoting a post saying Hi, ER Doc here. I don't know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it. World of Engineering & @engineers_feed •1d Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach And it looks like a corona butt plug

Lmfao oh no not the corona buttplug

haul of july '25

#transformers #starwars #monsterhigh

does this need a trigger warning? probably? tw:gore

i captured what i am told is an incredible wildlife photo of an australian hobby falcon enjoying a meal of brains. sparrow brains.

i am too horrified to appreciate it

Apple call me. (This is an image of a small bit of felt in the Pat The Bunny book that says “Now YOU pat the bunny.” Like it’s a threat or an order.)

The next iPhone should feature a little felt patch on the back you can pet like Pat The Bunny to stave off despair.

feeling kinda woozy

is it the microplastics and isopropyl fumes ive been breathing in all night? the lack of sleep? the mounjaro? have i drank enough water?

i ordered a huge bag of cat food and six huge bags of cat litter for a bulk discount and felt bad for our post guy because they're heavy af but he was hyped because he gets paid by the item and got to do seven in one stop

im starting to get a bit of a steam library situation with unbuilt lego

another swan rescue today. this one had thread constricting its leg so tightly it had cut in all around

it was a very polite swan who chose to toot rather than hiss and i'm really hoping for an 'its just a flesh wound' outcome

smudge looking sus with predaking

meanwhile noodle never looks sus

the problem with befriending swans and being a wildlife rescuer is that one day, you might have to rescue someone you love.

we've known lady pond for almost 4 years. two nights ago she was hit by a car. we had to take her for euthanasia. i'm heartbroken, but glad we had the chance to say goodbye 💔

a woman wearing a necklace with a pendant that says jesus Alt: My queen Melanie Lynskey

With the verdict in, and knowing that the ABC is going to make a TV drama called Toxic about Erin Patterson, can we please, please, PLEASE, get Melanie Lynskey to play EP. It would be stunning.