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Maybe that's why the newly discovered species of pulled and pumped-up Mar-A-Lago Barbies look so shiny.

Surely there's a moment, during the long, arduous process of applying his makeup and cantilevering his hair, when he looks in the mirror & sees that he's not the ochre Adonis he believes himself to be. Before what's left of his mind snaps shut, he adjusts the velcro on his diaper, & starts his day.

Perhaps the least necessary use of "alleged" I will ever see.

Statue Of Trump's 'Closest Friend' Mysteriously Appears On National Mall Donald Trump may keep trying to downplay his connection to Jeffrey Epstein, but some people aren’t ready to let it go.

I ❤️ SMARTASSES!!! www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

And considering how much it has been used, nearly everyone raised since Tylenol's invention should have autism.

Gavin Newsom will be his first guest. I think he's coming out swinging!

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Jimmy Kimmel to return to air as Disney announces shock reversal Disney is reportedly bringing Jimmy Kimmel's show back to air Tuesday night, according to reports on Monday.Kimmel was suspended last week "indefinitely" after the late-night show host was accused of ...

Disney understands money. Withholding it is our only superpower. We punched Mickey in the $ dick, and it worked. Remember this!

Jimmy Kimmel to return to air as Disney announces shock reversal www.rawstory.com/jimmy-kimmel...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From — theonion.com/trump-spends... Admit it: For a second you thought this might be a real headline. @theonion.com is back, baby!

Are there photos? Or is he ill and getting dialysis/diuretics/ special AntiChrist vitamin drip?

Of course they did. And Elon was building a backdoor in to exploit in the future. How long will it take for me to stop being upset when the things we knew would happen are confirmed to have happened?

Wow. The tribe has spoken.

Free speech vs Just Me speech

And that's a conservative estimate, in my opinion. Even counting conservatives.

So true. I'm an atheist, but I believe in Hell on Earth.

Well put!

I worked for a CEO who always sat against the wall so he couldn't be assassinated. We were at lunch, and I said, "Ron, you aren't important enough to be assassinated. You'd just be murdered." And, no, he didn't fire me. I was at that young, cute stage where older men in power found me "fascinating."

Although I know it fits the definition, I don't think the word "assassination" should be used to describe Charlie Kirk's death. Murder, yes, but not the stature conferred by assassination.

Or in a way that most people won't cheer your death. Who doesn't know at least one fuckhead - or family member - who'd cheer their death? iykyk 😉

He didn't live by the sword, though. There could be some dignity in that. He was just a mouthy, entitled asshole who loved "owning the libs." He thought he was invincible. And he was, until he wasn't.

Wow. Respect.

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Charlie Kirk: "I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." Was he thinking about his children or his own possible death here? youtu.be/asU2iyw7Ims?...

Media: Both sides need to come together and stop their violent rhetoric. What? Only one side is fed a steady diet of hate. Our side is fed softcore bipartisan fan fiction. Speaking of sides: We don't have to claim someone as one of "us" because they shot one of "them." And vice versa. Fuck murder.

Thanks, Glenn! #JusticeMatters

Seen in DC

Who can choose just one? Each fresh hell proves that even now I have the capacity to be shocked and disgusted. I feel like I'm in a bad acid trip that will not stop. I think if the White House announces there is proof that Hillary drinks babies' blood, my brain will become permanently scrambled.

This happens when Toddler Trump tests his limits & is allowed to commit increasingly terrible offenses. Those elected to protect us have failed us at every turn. Why? Greed, stupidity, laziness, hubris, & lust for power. Now we're complicit with a cabal of rich men who rape children to feel special.

This happens when Toddler Trump tests his limits & is allowed to commit increasingly terrible offenses. Those elected to protect us have failed us at every turn. Why? Greed, stupidity, laziness, hubris, & lust for power. Now we're complicit with a cabal of rich men who rape children to feel special.

My first thought was, "Oh, good. Hulk Hogan can't run for president." Because #Idiocracy is now a documentary.

Lust for power and greed fueled by virulent stupidity and delusions of godhood.