Clarissa M

Can you complete the Eurovision Dance Challenge? (I struggled.)

Just when I think I'm out of social media, there's a video that draws me back in... #eurovision

Here we go...

Daffodils at the base of Glastonbury Tor. Always lovely to see them but they are starting to disappear already here.

Peak Jeremy Vine no notes

This and Pancake Day is doing a lot of heavy lifting right now sanity-wise.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the only day of the year I can post my pancake day bit

BBC One - imagine..., 2024/25, The Academy of Armando, Chris Morris and The Day Today Chris Morris on the creation of innovative comedy series' On The Hour and The Day Today.

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people seem to be enjoying this one

have made prints available here:

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Does anyone remember when the worst thing that would happen on the internet was you'd get sent a link and it would actually be a link to the music video for Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up?

I'm thinking of undergoing the Severance procedure just for filling out my tax return.

“I’m closing down Tik Tok. For an hour.”

Rush hour should be interesting…

#Severance

Hats off to everyone doing Dry January. It almost killed me last year...

Yes, I consider myself a tech disruptor. (Sometimes I knock the TV aerial when walking past.)

Heading into 2025 like...

If you start watching the Beveragino TikTok video at exactly 11:59:58, then you will ring in the new year with a group of people asking "Did Someone Say Beveragino?"

There's always a lovely "circle of life" moment when I attempt to empty the water out of my dehumidifier and inevitably spill it, releasing it back into the atmosphere.

How is it 2024 and nobody has invented the mulled Aperol Spritz??

Robin redbreast on a hedge.

I saw a robin today. 🐦‍⬛🎄📸

Why’s it called Death On The Nile and not Murder She Boat

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV?
Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

In important news, I got a hi-five from Mr Blobby last week at a Somerset carnival (and if that isn't worth starting a new social media account for, I don't know what is.)😄

Thanks for following! Following you back. I can't imagine I'll say anything too interesting on here sadly, haha, but I'll try. 😄

Hello, thanks for saying hi. 👋

Hahaha, thanks Jack! Hope all is going well there.

Woohoo! Hoping to repeat my lack of success on Twitter and Threads on here! 😀🙌