Cayden

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU’RE NOT IN A GOOD POSITION! YOU DON’T HAVE THE CARDS RIGHT NOW. WITH US YOU START HAVING CARDS!

Guys, there was so much winning during the last Trump administration that they're only doing all this losing now to offset all of the excess winning from last time!

The winning will resume when the existing winning returns to safe levels.

Hey, did anyone else notice that everybody was up in arms when TikTok was about to get banned when Joe Biden was president then the ban got delayed.

It’s still on track to be banned. Where is all that outrage now that Trump is President?

New additions to my bag. #flagday

When I said Trump wanted to turn the Gaza Strip into a parking lot, some of y'all didn't listen…

American followers,

I will be placing a 25% tariff on your replies.

The Prime Minister of Canada ends his statement with “Vive le Canada”.

Welcome back 1995.

If I were to have to guess based on the news I’ve seen, I’d say Trent walks at the end of the season and goes to Real Madrid. BUT Mo and VVD stay on 1-2 year contracts. Focus on a LB/RB and a forward in the summer. Maybe bring in a midfielder as well if we’re lucky.

I don't think the Rizzler has real parents.

If Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs were playing Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference to the Devil on Bluesky

How's Don Jr. going to get his cocaine now?

a man is screaming in front of a crowd and says " i have played these games before ! " ALT: a man is screaming in front of a crowd and says " i have played these games before ! "

Chiefs vs Bills in the AFC Championship

Montreal Canadiens try to win in regulation challenge (impossible)

Whichever Party pledges to revoke Lance Stroll’s Canadian citizenship and have him deported will have my vote in the next election

Yep.

Rest in Peace to my Tiger eye bracelet 🫡

Clinton and Biden’s Oval Office decor>>>

If there's an election this spring and Mark Carney is the leader, I may be volunteering for the LPC in my riding 👀

The “Abandon Harris” crowd has been real quiet since this dropped.

I feel so blessed to be in a timeline where I got to watch The Rizzler shred guitar in a music video.

Repost to scare Glen Clark

Poilievre if he chokes away a Conservative Majority Government:

Thinking about the time when I went with my friend to get flowers for their parents for Valentine’s Day, then they asked me if I was going to buy any for mine and I was like “oh, they’re divorced” 💀

I’ve never been to Reno . I’ve never drove an El Camino. I can’t dig that style. 😔

I can’t believe I crushed HARD for a man named Andrew during senior year of High School.

I may have to hang it up now. Pack it in, it’s over.

a man in a black shirt is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin . ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin .

Me after watching someone on TikTok explain why they think that Tony Soprano should’ve whacked Meadow

My dad’s politics continue to move further away from making sense, entering the territory of incoherence.

The man who walks among the stars is now on Bluesky 🦋

Lando Norris can still win the WDC if Mike Pence has the courage!