posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)
06.02.2026 02:00 β π 1484 π 90 π¬ 27 π 2
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
05.02.2026 20:27 β π 9297 π 1131 π¬ 189 π 40
THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRANS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
06.02.2026 05:34 β π 2843 π 413 π¬ 22 π 8
Side by side of Link from the 80's Zelda cartoon doin' a real good wink. The original is on the right and my recreation is on the left (and it's pretty dang accurate if I say so myself)
Paint randomizer is a good time. Shoutouts to all the Archipelago devs making magic.
02.02.2026 04:37 β π 150 π 11 π¬ 5 π 0
reverse Louvre heist where we install this on the wall
02.02.2026 04:41 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Did another Paint rando
02.02.2026 02:30 β π 258 π 40 π¬ 16 π 0
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
27.01.2026 11:03 β π 4382 π 1177 π¬ 97 π 32
HI EVERYONE ITZ ME AGAIN THE ONE WHO AS TO THINK UP A STUPID MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU HACKERS TO FIND. THIS TIME I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TRASH RICK ASTLY IS
27.01.2026 07:05 β π 19 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that theyβll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November
25.01.2026 15:49 β π 8467 π 929 π¬ 829 π 283
Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
25.01.2026 19:35 β π 11506 π 4427 π¬ 154 π 173
A screenshot of WhatsApp:
Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question.
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
25.01.2026 23:13 β π 15208 π 2863 π¬ 209 π 225
I know the immediate future gonna be pretty crazy because I see more and more people reposting the Steven Universe comic.
24.01.2026 18:00 β π 2812 π 434 π¬ 24 π 6
Grandpa Simpson saying β8i saved my files on the computer which was the style at the timeβ and a picture of him yelling at a cloud labelled βonedriveβ
It was a better time
15.01.2026 23:55 β π 650 π 145 π¬ 4 π 3
I spent the last two weeks putting together a video review of UFO 50, one of the best video games ever made.
It's a collection with 50 original games so of course we had to talk about all of them. The review is 8 hours.
Please watch it. @piph.bsky.social is there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=flxB...
15.01.2026 23:06 β π 87 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
15.01.2026 13:47 β π 12530 π 4031 π¬ 95 π 305
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
13.01.2026 04:50 β π 3393 π 605 π¬ 94 π 21
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
12.01.2026 17:23 β π 1787 π 174 π¬ 16 π 3
the google AI overview rocks
12.01.2026 17:07 β π 669 π 115 π¬ 27 π 23
found mjΓΆlnir on freecycle but it's pickup only π
12.01.2026 15:29 β π 279 π 30 π¬ 16 π 0
Had to make my own emote version of that one lisa meme where she's dissociating
Invisociate
08.01.2026 07:11 β π 77 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
07.01.2026 03:32 β π 5777 π 2245 π¬ 39 π 41
a new dua lipa tiny desk concert could fix me
07.01.2026 17:26 β π 102 π 7 π¬ 6 π 0
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
07.01.2026 21:25 β π 5502 π 1517 π¬ 38 π 40
I don't believe in magic, but the Crock-Pot is the closest thing we have to it. You throw in meat, veggies, herbs, and some type of liquid, turn it on, and when you come back eight or more hours later, beautiful things happen.
07.01.2026 21:53 β π 3430 π 213 π¬ 221 π 21
Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week
Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/
07.01.2026 01:32 β π 1909 π 226 π¬ 20 π 12
The βprosecute the former regime at every levelβ candidate has my vote in 2028.
07.01.2026 20:26 β π 86938 π 21362 π¬ 1618 π 1510
I carve a loaf out of wood
03.01.2026 17:32 β π 5213 π 568 π¬ 42 π 2
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