meowboy

Pineapple bacon is best combo for meee

work work work work work work work work work

cats cats

eat

activity?

cats cats cats

sleep

cats cats cats cats cats

Put bacon on it too!!!!

eep oop aap

Hi

Oop sorry wrong number

Spawnicus is that you?

Froggotten

It's like you're here 🐸

& the crowd goes waaaa

I am on the internet

silent hill is so you

waaaaaaaaaaaa(luigi)

If I have to check my voice mail (I have to check my voice mail) I'm going to be sick (I'm sick)

pineapples are real!

As above so below

nothing to say! brean empty

when someone gets a black and white animal and thinks "IVE GOT IT....oreo (:" you hate your pet

Maybe I'm too high for this

Okay I should not be allowed to leave customers a voicemail, I do not need a recorded canon event of me formulating sentences so incoherently that I'm just going to have to call again to explain myself anyway

some days I want to just scream at how stupid they are but I'm desperately trying to keep my own peace

I'm not high enough for this

Love how my fb was filled with support over the attempted assassin of tr*mp, but not by the same people, no sharing of grievance over the man that did get hit instead, Sonya Massey, school assassinations of children, or the most recent dance class shooting. Haven't had enough yet?

at least I'm safe inside my mind 😌 wait...no!! 👐 no, please!!! I have a wife and children!!!!!

ew like im sorry you think so little of me, what did i do!!!!

Getting real tired of my man calling me by my government name today as if he isn't legally bound to call me baby, like I gotta do a double take bc who are you talking to? I can't imagine it is me?

Starfox adventures could have been on the switch, I will never forgive yall for letting it flop!!!

and that his owner was watching

he's so lucky I have the patience

also if I said no to the first 10 solar panel solicitors in one week, I will also say no to the next 10, stop knocking on my door, I can't pause my game mom