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@paulmerrill.bsky.social

Writer/Actor. Opinions are my own, and not of my employer, family, or the 1979 World Champion Seattle SuperSonics.

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Someone please make this movie IMMEDIATELY.

29.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions β€” not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

29.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10232    πŸ” 4165    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 289
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Creepy cartoon fun! πŸ‘»πŸŽƒ
In THE HAUNTED HOUSE (1929), #MickeyMouse faces a swarm of skeletons who make him play the organ β€” with some animation from THE SKELETON DANCE! πŸ’€πŸ­

More spooky season ‡️
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#Halloween #SpookySeason

29.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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29.10.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 28 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge This is jeopardy (must solve clues)β€” A GAGGLE OF GALLOPING GHOSTS (Scooby Doo, Where Are You? 1969) No ghosts OR galloping, but lots of cool monster designs in this episode from the great first season of Scooby Doo.

29.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 27 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Trancing and Hypnotism β€”ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948) β€œI’m something of a wolf myself!”

28.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our all-16mm SECRET VAULT OF TORMENT is this Tues Oct 28 @ 7pm at NW Film Forum. We’re showing a bonkers secret mid-β€˜30s horror feature + a bunch of spooky shorts. Our feature’s an orig β€œSHOCK!” TV print. Here’s some pgs from the series’ 1958 pressbook. Tix & info: sprocketsociety.org/coming-soon/

27.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 22 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Wreck Tangle (features a car crash)β€”THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE (1962) One of our favorites, I’m still amazed how gruesome (and horny!) this is for its time. A lot of bang for your buck, which is also how much this cost to make.

23.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Day 21 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Twinners Circleβ€”BLOOD RAGE (1983/1987) Might be the first horror movie I’ve seen without a single moment of mystery or suspense. Louise Lasser is fantastic, though. I would love a supercut of just her weird improvised scenes.

22.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell the backhoe guy he's getting arrested in 2029.

20.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Big hairy beast with a mustache standing next to the Mariner Moose.

Big hairy beast with a mustache standing next to the Mariner Moose.

Calling in the big guns today. Go #mariners !

20.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 19 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge The Abandoned Placeβ€”THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE (1973) Is this a ripoff of the far superior The Haunting? Yes. Is it still awesome to see them try to kill a ghost with a giant computer? Hell yes!

20.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 18 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Video Store Day!β€”LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023) Rented from the legendary Scarecrow Video in Seattle, where my wife and I met as co-workers about 100 years ago. Saw lots of old friends there todayβ€”and the movie was pretty good too!

19.10.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seattle No Kings from the monorail

18.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11857    πŸ” 3008    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 300
King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood

King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood

No Kings includes this asshole

18.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2062    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 18
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Day 17 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge The Watchening (title must end with β€œing”) β€”THE HAUNTING (1963) One of the few times that a perfect book was adapted into a perfect movie (which later inspired a shitty remake and an even shittier Netflix series, but I digress).

18.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI is like cheating off the guy next to you on a test, then realizing they are even dumber than you.

17.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 16 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Sequelar Subtitular (sequel with a silly name) β€”THE HOWLING II:YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985) The title is the least crazy part of this jaw-dropping wackadoodle trainwreck/masterpiece.

17.10.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Or position 3: Fuck off with your bad faith arguments meant to make yourself feel better

17.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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Day 15 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Goes Without Saying (little to no dialogue) β€”THE SKELETON DANCE (1929) + SKELETON FROLIC (1937) Needed to keep it short tonight so we went with a couple of classics from cartoon genius Ub Iwerks.

16.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 14 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Shut the Face Up (TV cut of an R-rated movie) β€”THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN (1957) Ok, this one was really hard so we sorta cheated and watched the MST3k version which, while not technically rated R, did contain a nearly nude giant?

15.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 13 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Hollywood Back (made by or starring indigenous people) β€”CLEARCUT (1991) Graham Greene is magnificent in this Very Canadian horror movie.

14.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

13.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1032    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

13.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2852    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 29
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Day 12 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Morose Code (gothic) β€”THE OTHERS (2001). Beautiful and absolutely terrifying. Nicole Kidman genuinely seemed like she was losing her mind, probably because she was still married to Tom Cruise! (That would have killed on Leno 24 years ago)

13.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

around two years ago i made the point that genAI technologies were a fascist project designed to undermine facts, truth and history and so here is some slop machine humiliating a hero of the american civil rights movement

12.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 11 of the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social #SCVpsychochallenge Dystopian Futureβ€”LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964). Like COVID, except with vampires, and Vincent Price as Dr. Fauci.

12.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But at least we got to see A-rod talk about how great this was for the city of Seattle 😳

11.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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