Jeffrey R. Villines

Florence Henderson as Maria in The Sound of Music

Siobahn Thompson as Siobahn Thompson in a picture of Siobahn Thompson

Was Florence Henderson the Misty Moore to @vornietom.bsky.social’s Rowan Berry?

“I shook my head all through the familiar banter so people knew I didn’t agree.”

I must point out that ”part-time cave ghoul” has the same scansion as “Rhinestone Cowboy.”

Goals! This year I’m gonna try to donate one a month. I’ll see about meeting you in the 21-Timers Club in the future!

“DEATH BEFORE A SENSIBLE CARDIGAN!”

“If you long gaze at the sicko, the sicko gazes back at you.”

That sound is 10,000 BlueSky users saving this to a reaction folder on their phones.

What’s Up Doc! Definitely!

Then they can release a box set of Ryan O’Neill’s only good movies

-Hamnet
-Eternal Sunshine
-Brick
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit
-Delicatessen
-Sense and Sensibility
-Star Wars (original release without the Episode IV line)

Meanwhile Keiko O’Brien is made Secretary of Education against her will.

But it’s Garak at the DHS you gotta watch out for.

They don’t even need to read a book! Watch Mask of Zorro! That’s always a winning move!

Holy crap! Mister Rogers did An Enemy of the People, Jr.!?

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But I’ve heard there are things not mentioned on the internet

Pfft. Let’s see Marty take some stairs!

Shit. I was trying for absurdity and I accidentally wrote their jingle.

🎶So this is taxes…
Due after new year…
With our online assistant…
You’ll file without fear…🎶

Time to blow down the candle!

Heppy [sic] Birthday!

He looks like he should be wearing a little Sith robe

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MARIO" he said.

“Yes,” I said, “for the love of God!”

When I write my thesis some of Vonnegut’s Playboy writing hadn’t been collected, so I had to go to the source.

A lot of my friends hear that “had to” and think I’m being coy.

They do not appreciate the discomfort of reading Playboy on a microfiche reader in the middle of a university library.

Choosing to believe this was standard issue at Mathnet

“Art kart” = “at least”

Cover for the Criterion Blu-Ray for My Msn Godfrey

This is the movie I always had to finish if I caught it on, but I haven’t seen it in art kart 20 years. Let’s see how it holds up!

If you burn frankincense, everyone knows you mean it.

Frank Herbert Syndrome

I’m imagining your family and friends universally treating you as the Christmas Whisperer—the way lawyers always get hit up for free legal advice—because of your “in” with Kris Kringle.

That paper knife makes some deep cuts