Sex Marxist

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Oh my goodness, what a handsome little dude! Such distinguished whiskers

It’s how our Parliamentary system works

Haha first time I made it I was like "oh I can handle spicy, I'm an old pro with Korean food". Lol I definitely could not handle it.

This was so good!

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a window and saying her . Alt: Michael Bluth in a white shirt is standing in front of a window and saying "her?" .

Haha silly me!
Ugh of all the CBC personalities to wind up in cabinet we got him???

Lol I've long thought Evan Solomon was a vapid clown and not seeing anything to challenge that these days.

a screenshot reads: OPINION INTERESTING TIMES Did Bad Takes Ruin the Newspaper?

Every actual quote I hear about the sandwich trial is what I imagine the trial of the Hamburglar would sound like when he finally got hit with those RICO charges.

Laura and I had a pre-scheduled road trip with my sister to Halifax to go see a play yesterday, so I haven't processed my baseball grief at all and now it's Monday and I have to work. Yikes.

This has been an absolutely hellish year for me and my family. The Jays coming out of nowhere and becoming an unstoppable baseball game winning machine powered by friendship and love absolutely saved me. I'm so sad I don't get to keep watching them.

Glad I chose to like baseball instead of something calm and low stakes like shark dentistry.

Was really hoping for a steady parade of trick or treaters to take my mind off of being nervous about the baseball tonight 😬

Lol catching up on Jays Talk Plus and my wife overhears that the Dodgers struck out 15 times last night. "Jesus! Some fucking Death Star!"

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

My favorite part is the notion that he's being denied an opportunity to play, like this is t-ball and he got benched.
Was he not participating in the game when he was caught stealing?

"Trying to win?????? No fair you guys"

Ooof work is going to be brutal tomorrow

Loooooool

The matchup we've all been waiting for!

Also my god that was a truly terrible pitch.

Stop. Fucking. Pitching. To. Him.

Make those cheering motherfuckers pay boys

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

MOST RUNS SCORED BY A TEAM IN ONE INNING IN A WORLD SERIES IN 57 YEARS!

*hyperventilating*
Omgomgomg Addison!!!!!

Omg this is so fun

Fucking love you Teo, hope you have a great series in a losing effort. 😢