Mary Westness

This year the 4th of July feels more like a call to action than a celebration.

Nearly 14 MILLION people are estimated to lose their health insurance under Republicans' “big beautiful bill.”

That's like everyone in:

Wyoming
Vermont
Alaska
North Dakota
Montana
Maine
New Hampshire
Hawaii
West Virginia
Idaho
and Nebraska

COMBINED.

Ok, so back at this. Darrel is Rolf the dog (not Stanley) and maybe Janice is actually Meredith?

I used to awkwardly make thumbs up in photos. Add that to the list of things 45/47 has ruined.

Hooray! Finally a splash of hope dressing on the doom salad 🥗

🎶 My moped has a first name, it's W-I-N-N-I-E. My moped has a second name, it's S-C-O-O-T🎶

In a world of Musks, choose to be a Gates.

I don't consider appointing a billionaire who funded your campaign and bought a social media outlet to turn it into an echo chamber to a made up position and then let him control the bankroll "the right way"

For a party whose whole argument is they're fine with immigration "AS LONG AS THEY COME HERE THE RIGHT WAY" they sure don't seem concerned by "Doing things the right way" themselves 🤔

At what age do kids finally accept that hygiene is a good idea?

My kid ate a giant cupcake that looked like a dog.

BUILD IT! And then WE can sit in the front row at AOC's inauguration 😁

I wrote a thing for my library's website.

www.hedbergpubliclibrary.org/posts/bob-ue...

💙💛⚾

Ok let's circle back through this 45 more times and then just get up because we're not going back to sleep

Miss Piggie would obvi have to be Kelly
Fozzy is Michael Scott
Dwight is Sam Eagle
Stanley is Rolf the dog
Angela is Janet (there aren't enough female Muppets!)
Kermit is Jim
But if Kermit is Jim, then Miss Piggie would have to be Pam and that doesn't work because Miss Piggie is obvi Kelly ARGH!

Me: I don't have insomnia

Also me (while I'm supposed to be sleeping):

Ok brain, let's cast the Muppets version of the office..

Sorry, they were out of KLAMPENBORG.

Just booked a big bucket list item for me: see a concert at Red Rocks! Dr. Dog summer 2025 here we come!

We can do it!

3. You're just repeating his rhetoric.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

1. That's BS because you literally ARE VOTING FOR HIM, but trying to make yourself feel better about it

2. Have you looked at his plan to deliver literally ANY OF THAT TO YOU?! Newsflash: HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE, but he does have **concepts of a plan** 🤦🏼‍♀️

If you've convinced yourself that you're "Not voting for Trump himself, you're voting for XYZ 'policy' instead", three things:

Iced tea, water, rice crispy treat, cheese flavored Chex mix

I'm no marketing expert, but the Trump campaign using the slogan "Take America back" feels like next level Idiocracy. I'm guessing nobody read it out loud.

It took me one quarter of a second to say "Yeah, take America back alright... Back to the 1950s."

Today was a good day!

Holy shit, it only took 11 seconds to stain it?!

Who's the genius who designed the Tesla logo to look like an IUD?!

I am in love with my "outdoor kitchen"! Nothing beats coming home on a 70° day and being able to prepare dinner outside 👩🏼‍🍳👌🏼☀️

Please enjoy this photo of my dog enjoying the sunshine, my three followers on this app.