The Villain

Me: When I say hawk, you say tuah! Hawk!
The people of New York: …
Me: Hawk!
The people of New York: …
Me: God dammit guys you’re supposed to say tuah! It’s funny!
Yakub: I am inventing white people through means of eugenics

The smiling bastard. I know who you are, fucker.

I SHIT MYSELF PUBLICLY AND WITHOUT SHAME

A black and white photograph of an opossum carrying its babies on its back. Plain black text is overlaid which reads “I JUST WANT US ALL TO MAKE IT” in all capital letters.

The pregnant fury.

Read all of my posts or die in lava.

My rampage.

@brainlessg1rl.bsky.social Go fuck yourself.

It's heed you fucking imbicile.

My rampage.

I'm not religious in the slightest but I still believe in God because I like the idea of kicking him in the cock.

Kamen Rider Smegma!

Henshin!

[Unfathomably loud pissing sound]

/SHIZII DICKO! GATTA! GATTA! GATTA!/

Punished Smegma, head my call.

Going to shitmyself and go to bed. Fuck you.

This fucker stole my son.

Trans woman with name of Pussy changes name a second time to Grand Clitoris Supreme. Still does not want bottom surgery.

A haint has taken hold of my soul tonight. It stems from my balls.

I had rough sex with Spiderman. He has a toenail fetish.

Ey bbg, your balls look heavy, what's your opinion on Transformers One?

The moon looks back.

9/11 was done not so the US could invade Iraq for their oil, but as a tax deduction for imported condoms from the Akkadian Empire.

@JamesMay come out from your bunker you coward. We know you're armed.

The CNT FAI had weekly group goon seshes. They'd all cum in the same pot to represent the united spirit of Anarchist Catalonia. When the Spanish Civil War ended, the cum pot was sold to Adolf Hitler, which he drunk all of believing it would "stop himself from turning green." Whatever that means.

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

WE KILL FOR THE EMPRESS!

Free Tagalog Movie. John Cenos.

I am capable of many evils and many erections. @God

I want John Football to stop spaffing in my lunch. I do NOT want his cum in my BONE MARROW BROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He lives in me.

If I don't find the heart of the sea my 17 year long career as a fungal infection is OVER!!!!!

They made me of slime and used gauze so I could one day extinguish the sun.

I will enter smegma hell and set myself on fire.