BASHIR: god Iโm horny
WOMAN: thatโs nice Julian Iโm trying to do my job
BASHIR: perhaps you can be horny too?
WOMAN: Will you look at the time, here comes the A plot
BASHIR: I will try again in the next cold open
@reesevryder.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Trans for clout and love. Yapping at @vgatwtoe.bsky.social and @crtsoundsystem.bsky.social.- She/her
BASHIR: god Iโm horny
WOMAN: thatโs nice Julian Iโm trying to do my job
BASHIR: perhaps you can be horny too?
WOMAN: Will you look at the time, here comes the A plot
BASHIR: I will try again in the next cold open
Absolutely hilarious tweet
08.12.2025 04:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
07.12.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 6015 ๐ 1245 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 13man fuck quentin tarantino
07.12.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Meanwhile, on the other site, they are behaving like animals regarding Metroid Prime 4.
07.12.2025 17:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Having an involved fantasy that I'm at a function with an Asmongold fan and it's stressing me out so bad I had to lay down.
06.12.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anthology of The Killer spoiler who care
06.12.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sylveons ๐
#pokemon
it's been a toilet morning
06.12.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anthology of The Killer
06.12.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0good morning i love you
06.12.2025 17:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's James Cameron season.
06.12.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Should I see Avatar 3 today
06.12.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I want to play final fantasy 19
06.12.2025 15:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wehhh
06.12.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0IT'S ON QUIBI
06.12.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This was absolutely buck wild to witness in real time
06.12.2025 04:17 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Xs non linear profile pages when you aren't logged in gets you really interesting storytelling about how normal people used to be:
2020: "check out my new show on quibi!"
2024: replying to @keffiyehkev "you should be put in a camp for having they/them pronouns"
really sorry about this one
06.12.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(answering the waiter's 'how ya doing?'): I've been imagining myself with a two foot monster dick lately.
06.12.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I loved it!!!!!
06.12.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Is Aerith a chaser" - greatest forum thread in history, locked after 69,420 pages, etc.
05.12.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Odo loved banging broads
06.12.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's bandcamp Friday, at my shiny new rebranded URL ^^
That means bandcamp waives their cut for today, so artists get more of what you send, so if'n you fancy it~
lazzieb.bandcamp.com/album/parato...
Woke???? ๐คฏ
05.12.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People love going to the movies. It can't be killed for you: nut up.
05.12.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's not the end of cinema. Yeah, maybe superman 2 hits streaming only. You're gonna have to go out and support the smaller stuff instead.
05.12.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jordan Peele as his iconic character Black Republican
he was pissed... royally pissed...
05.12.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0when you actually know trans people, are in community with them.. shit's different, huh? much love for these leaders. this is how you lead.
05.12.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 232 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1