Moistened primate

Imagine working for this paper lol

Tweet from DEI speedwagon: he finally got an honest-to-god certifiable elite pedophile conspiracy and instead he has to do this. an almost divine punishment. Original post from Alex Jones: My Labubu just pulled a major 67 below is a photo of Alex Jones holding a large Labubu on his lap. There is closed captioning that reads "He is not a Democrat. He isn't a Republican"

Public, summary execution is warranted for anyone who """partied""" with Mr Epstein.

we already have cum libel

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

JUST IN: Apple has acquired the Israeli artificial intelligence startup Qai, which develops technology that reads facial movements and interprets silent communication.

Apple will claim this is for aspects of translation & accessibility software, don’t believe it. We all know what this is for. It’s to track and surveil the population. This was Apple’s second largest acquisition at $2 billion.

hedge maze

getting into an argument online here

dang i love me a nice low stone wall

Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

They dropped 3 million pages of Epstein Files to distract us from Melania reviews.

the next human being you see.

don't care what he's wearing. what she's doing. where you're at.

if you're ever considering giving money to the democratic party, stop what you're doing *immediately*, and hand that money to literally any stranger.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 14

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Oh, so now you want me to tend to your Soundgarden? You treat me like some kind of Audioslave.

Concentration camps. Your tax money at work. Enough already. This is gonna get much worse real quick.

painting of a gibbon monkey in a kitchen sitting at the table pouring coffee into a cup

this gibbon loves coffee

eheheeheeeheeeehhhe

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China executes 11 members of gang who ran billion-dollar criminal empire in Myanmar | CNN China has executed 11 members of the notorious Ming family criminal gang, who ran mafia-like scam centers in Myanmar and killed workers who tried to escape, Chinese state media reported on Thursday.

President Xi, please help, big mafia gang in power in America, people yearn for freedom

I'm thinking the IRS isn't gonna move too quickly shaking down every last American who tries this seeing as Trump just fired a bunch of employees

Lmao gotta pay the king no mechanism not to pay the king. Tell your employer you'll pay your own fed tax. Get your blue state Governor to set up some kind of escrow account companies can send your fed tax to if you don't wanna be responsible. Whatever it is. But we can't keep paying this shit. Sorry

we will greet them as liberators

The liberals cannot advocate a struggle, because they are afraid of it. They respond to the intensification of reaction by whining about a constitution, thus corrupting people's minds, and by intensified opportunism. Vladimir Lenin

Here’s a Lenin banger for you.

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar