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Me, strolling back on to Bluesky after months away...
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(((((big bloody hug)))))
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Hullo.
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The single greatest speech in TV history.
This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.
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Good morning, stay beautiful.
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This show is the funniest thing I have seen in years, definitely worth a watch.
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OK, that is a stunning view.
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Good morning, you beautiful individual.
Stay gorgeous.
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It's almost as if the incredibly rich are massively out of touch with normal people...
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Tom Scott... gone.
MatPat... going.
Armchair Historian... moving to his own website
Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks
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My Nicolas Cage labour of love The Cage Gauge (a ranked list of all his films) not only has a new update, but a new title in the top 10. It's Cagetastic!
10.01.2024 04:32 β π 52 π 15 π¬ 6 π 4The fact this has a "Quality of Cage" ranking has sold this to me immediately. I shall enjoy reading this over my coffee.
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Nonces know their own.
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I've been suspended from Twitter again for calling Prince Andrew a nonce.
So, to confirm - Prince Andrew is a nonce.
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Yes it does. Have an amazing Friday, you beautiful human.
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OK, that made me laugh. I needed that today, thank you.
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Big hug, my dude.
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Morning humanity.
You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.
That's pretty cool.
Love one another.
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Ok... I mean how the fuckity fuck am I supposedx to choose?
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A picture of 2 otters on a water slide. One is standing on its hind legs at the front while the other is behind it sliding on all fours.
Tried to run.
Tried to hide.
Break on through to the....
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The Tories actually considered getting a King, who lives in multiple palaces and castles and mansions to announce a ban on tents for homeless people.
Fuck the Tories and never stop fucking them off.
I have those socks.
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Yeah, it's written in the "Gospel according to that annoying cunt at work - Chapoter VI, Verse XII".
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Anyone started the "If it drops below such and such degrees we are legally entitled to go home..." stuff yet?
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I just saw that. It's incredible, isn't it.
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Excited for @vickythelabrat.bsky.social - bet you can't wait u till 2pm
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Way too young.
A 90s incon.
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There will be millions of broken hearts this morning. The 90s was an iconic decade and Friends was a huge part of 90s culture. It feels like we have lost an actual friend today.
Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.
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