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[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what

22.12.2024 15:28 — 👍 7092    🔁 803    💬 109    📌 28
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Man lines up snooker shot, gets stuck in a face. #art

29.11.2024 14:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The same joke done with the pictures from that pulp fiction scene

The same joke done with the pictures from that pulp fiction scene

29.11.2024 08:41 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Nurse from Silent Hill 2 #art #silenthill

26.11.2024 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Quina from FF9 #art #finalfantasy

24.11.2024 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A thing I made. #art

21.11.2024 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

21.11.2024 14:23 — 👍 38817    🔁 7027    💬 365    📌 253
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."

A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."

18.11.2024 05:33 — 👍 27957    🔁 3637    💬 273    📌 385

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