@mtndewzerosugar.bsky.social
A queer trans man who bets on losing dogs (hockey teams that absolutely cannot hold themselves together and anime characters who get killed off mid arc)
Jumping + popping on this snow day
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oh my god
#NJDevils
Mfs letting it linger….
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Drunk me always returns home (kpop from 2017)
26.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I was a hot cis man like them no one would be able to say anything to me ever
26.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parents gone, high noons drunk, heated rivalry on
26.12.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
24.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 8617 🔁 2083 💬 64 📌 25
*screaming*
23.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
23.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 970 🔁 100 💬 18 📌 10typing “yassified quinn hughes” into google and summoning a demon
22.12.2025 03:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Jack’s back!
Howdy.
#NJDevils
How do I even take nudes as a man every time I try I’m just forcibly feminizing myself so I need help (I’m a visual learner)
23.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drinking and using sarcasm to deal with my parents, I’m definitely making my therapist proud
23.12.2025 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to the Top Gun theme literally gives me the strength to lift a car, god bless these gay little 80s men
10.12.2025 20:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pumping myself up for finals by blasting Danger Zone on a loop while I study because nothing is more motivational than homoerotic naval pilots
10.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Chewsday
11.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching a movie based on fake dating while birding and now I want to do birding too like that could be me
03.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Downloading the Hallmark app to ensure the next two months are spent only watching these shitty movies
03.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0deadass what are we doing
31.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Yall are both too cute 😭
26.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love daytime hockey 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
13.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three high noons in and I want **** ****. Fill it in however you’re probably right
11.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you also relate to this please make out with me now
09.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only two things are certain in my life: transphobia from my parents and the Devils giving up the first goal of the game
09.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spotify, play December by Neck Deep
02.09.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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agreed to do overtime again
07.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 496 🔁 20 💬 12 📌 3It’s that time of the summer where I start getting itchy waiting for hockey season to start again
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