Rosie Kerr

Honestly the second I hear the guitar I'm rounding everyone up.

I make myself laugh every time I do it and no one has a clue what I'm on about 😂

Hearing new noise by refused and immediately telling everyone it's home time is my favourite small time gag that nobody (usually) gets.

me, shocked a game called little nightmares is scary 😳

People who choose to put "not political" on dating apps are just Tories and you can't convince me otherwise.

Happy 9th birthday baby girl 🥺🐩

Taking the year I turn 36 super seriously by developing osteoporosis in my hip.

Wouldn't you wanna tell this angel about stars too though?!

Apparently dogs who are spoken to normally are more intelligent but honestly we need to lay off the intelligence a bit she's already too smart for her own good 😂

I explain everything to my dog like she's a toddler and one day she's gonna talk back (I mean she does talk back but not with words). We heard a plane, I started telling her about planes. I've told her about the stars, trains, music. I do affirmations for / to her every day 😂

People talk about favourite lipsyncs from US drag race all the time but I am TELLING YOU the greatest one is Priyanka doing I drove all night on Canada season 1

In my 35 years I still haven't learnt how to spell restaurant without autocorrect. It just won't stick in my brain.

I've played Skyrim through like three times and I've only just learnt you can SPRINT. My ass has been walking everywhere.

Oh yeah for sure. But I also cry when I'm really tired so I'm probably a perpetual toddler too.

Oh, they're ALWAYS just puppies forever.

How do I have a dog that's gonna be NINE this year 😭 I hate it. I told her last year to quit getting older and she HASNT.

Oh I just really really loved this. Haven't seen a film in ages that I've liked so so much. Solo cinema successful.

We're all crying over that anglerfish right.

Love it when I accidentally manifest a show 🥺

Discharged from hosp at home today. Nausea & vomiting caused an adrenal crisis, very fun, very cool. I love walking the tightrope between life and death.

That's me as a baby.

Add every single dopamine antagonist to my allergy list immediately. Why are you even antagonising my dopamine anyway it's already pissed off.

It would be nice to start a year not under hospital at home but here we are year 2 of the same.

Live, laugh, lobotomize me.

Sometimes I just look at the dog and think how weird is it that I just brought this creature home one day. We don't speak the same language even. But now if she ever dies I'm going with her.

About to do "that" hospital bit in the last of us 2 and trying to psyche myself up.

Do we really need another year? Haven't we had enough years already.

There's a sign in someone's window near me saying "it's not the virus you should fear, it's your meeting with god" and it feels like a threat. But also if there was a god oh BOY do I have a bone to pick with them.

I think I'll just wear my new noise cancelling headphones every day this is bliss.

Just finished Spiritfarer and genuinely don't think a game has hit me this hard. What an absolutely beautiful journey.