official gogurt

one of my favorite hobbies is logging on and seeing how many times i can annoy frances meh

francieeeeeeee you're so nice

bf got eggs

come over

it's serious pussness stella

ideal bluesky joint rotation; go

stella why are you laughing

so like juicy, thick ribbed walls

my orange cat fucking loves that blanket lol

don't you want it to, stay on

what do

however, in the morning, when i wish to begin this ritual, he is in my spot on the couch already. "move the cat" no

fluffy tuxedo cat, named chonk, sitting on my blue couch

why does my cat love to sit in MY spot on the couch? i'm a slightly neurodivergent individual so i need to sit in the same way to play certain video games. often, after i've settled into the spot, my fluffy tuxedo cat will join me on my lap.

grippy pussy

👁️👄👁️

i missed (replying to ) you

thank god

mirror selfie of me, a pale femme with dark hair and glasses

i have almost 9,000 identifiable selfies on my phone

probably the worst thing about my account switching habits is trying to get @hausofholes.bsky.social to notice me again

going to the whoville that makes you christmas cheery

this is what i call it when i contemplate being hot online

flicking the bean. the heinz bean

what if i told you specifically not to

search in my photos for norman rockwell. the painting, norman rockwell's freedom of speech, appesrs 6 times

society if i stopped downloading and using norman rockwells freedom of speech

i don't believe in god. i believe women

oh wait i just figured out the joke

it is!

s c r e a m i n g

i don't believe in god. i believe in women