GrumpyPants

Yep me too...that's why I was scrolling through the comments. 😆

🎵 I would glumph 500 miles and I would glumph 500 more just to be the seal who glumphed a 1000 miles to return to your harbor 🎵

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A bird flying along sneezed?

"no Mr Bond, I expect you to die! Bwhahaha"

Who's a pretty kitty?!
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky #blackcat #voidcat

And the stop will be so far away you may as well walk the whole journey.

YouTube video by Hoog How to disable a robot dog if it attacks you

This just appeared on my YouTube feed. Funny and terrifying because you watch it thinking...well maybe these tips one day will come in useful considering *gestures at everything* youtu.be/6MUrF_G7KlM?...

Thanks. Colesworth? Is it a grocery shop? Actually both lemons were from out garden.

A black cat’s behind is visible, sticking out from a light blue fluffy cat bed. The cat’s head is hidden under the soft top of the cat bed

My handyman of over 10 years came by today to take care of a couple of things. As we settled up my calico ran by and he said, “Hi Sophie! Your other cat is Pango right?” And then sadly, “I’ve never seen Pango…” 💔

(So I showed him how Pango was currently hiding from him. Pango is not smart 😂)

❤️ I see your problem there...you appear to have a black hole in your house...

That's shadow cats for you....😂

A very handsome lad!

Shame on you! 😂

#titties&kitties #meme #memes #funny #joke #funnymeme

❤️ a fuzzy annoyed martini!

That little face! ❤️😻 .

"Going anywhere nice on your holidays luv?"

I think the risk with taking them off early is the teeth may move back to their original position. Even after removing fixed braces they may have to wear a retainer. But you never know...you loose nothing by asking.

Give it time....I'm sure some where someone is working on it....

Found it!
I love the spray bottle and the anti scratch stuff stuck to the couch. 😆

Got to stop keeping mice in your trousers....

Ours is about 3m (so guess about 10ft). Never seen anything like them. When I picked them I thought they were oranges.

Beautiful!
Do you think this is a Meyer Lemon? I've never heard of them before. Our tree isn't a dwarf tree though.
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Anyone? 🌱

Just remembering the greatest pairing of adverts I ever saw.

Is there something that is a cross between an orange & a lemon? A lerange? Oremon? Our citrus tree produced these fruits - a bit lemon shaped but are more rounded &light orange in colour. They taste like a lemon but not as lemony. Left is a lemon the right is the mystery citrus.
🌱🌱 #gardening #fruit

Nothing wakes you faster than the sound of retching and a little voice from in the bed next to you saying "Mommy I vomited".

But not as cute.